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In a Duck's what?
« on: December 18, 2013, 02:04:08 PM »
‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
December 18, 2013 10:18 AM
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2013/12/18/duck-dynasty-star-a-vagina-is-more-desirable-than-a-mans-anus/

WEST MONROE, La. (CBS Houston) — One “Duck Dynasty” star called homosexuality illogical.

Phil Robertson, one of the stars of the A&E reality show and founder of Duck Commander, made the comments in a recent interview with GQ.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Robertson described in the interview how sin is becoming acceptable in America and that the country needs to turn back to its Christian values.

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” Robertson told GQ. “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.” (1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - as reference).

The patriarch of the Robertson family said just putting one’s faith in Jesus will help problems be solved.

““If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead—yours and mine and everybody else’s problems will be solved. And the next time we see you, we will say: ‘You are now a brother. Our brother.’ So then we look at you totally different then,” Robertson said.

Despite his beliefs, the 67-year-old says he doesn’t judge others.

“We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job,” Robertson told GQ. “We just love ‘em, give ‘em the good news about Jesus – whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ‘em out later.”

GLAAD slammed Robertson’s comments, calling them “vile.” [Me: as opposed to what...your 'Choc-O-Dile' fetish?]

“Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil’s lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe,” GLAAD spokesperson Wilson Cruz said in a statement. “He clearly knows nothing about gay people or the majority of Louisianans – and Americans – who support legal recognition for loving and committed gay and lesbian couples. Phil’s decision to push vile and extreme stereotypes is a stain on A&E and his sponsors who now need to reexamine their ties to someone with such public disdain for LGBT people and families.”

Robertson also revealed in the interview he only sees the family doing the popular show for another five years.

“Let’s face it. Three, four, five years, we’re out of here,” Robertson told GQ. “You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.”

“Duck Dynasty” has been a ratings juggernaut for A&E, averaging 14 million viewers an episode. The latest “Duck Dynasty” season begins Jan. 15.
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 02:18:51 PM »
‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’

Heterosexual men and lesbians everywhere agree.
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 02:51:43 PM »
The difference between Phil Robertson and a politician who calls themselves Christians...... Robertson doesn't give a flying rats butt what GLAAD thinks, he knows what the Bible teaches. A politician?  Never lean on their faith, always lean on man.
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 02:59:53 PM »
I was reading & listening to my You.Version devotional this AM & read on beyond the earmarked chapter for today:

Genesis 7:13-16 | New King James Version (NKJV)

13 On the very same day Noah and Noah’s sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth, and Noah’s wife and the three wives of his sons with them, entered the ark— 14 they and every beast after its kind, all cattle after their kind, every creeping thing that creeps on the earth after its kind, and every bird after its kind, every bird of every sort. 15 And they went into the ark to Noah, two by two, of all flesh in which is the breath of life. 16 So those that entered, male and female of all flesh, went in as God had commanded him; and the Lord shut him in.

All homos not able to swim continuously for 40 days & nights, uhm...drowned.

(Now that's what I call natural selection!)

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 03:28:27 PM »
I just don't see Duck Dynasty in GQ, for some reason.  It's not like they're there to share Brazilian Waxing secrets with the "men" who normally read GQ.

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 03:35:27 PM »
‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’

And prettier, too!  ::exitstageleft::
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 10:08:07 PM »
And now A&E has taken him off of the show...headline at Drudge.

Ironically and coincidentally, Drudge has this article posted just a few lines below the headline.

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State prosecutors say they are "confident and satisfied" that Carl Philip Herold, accused of holding a child captive, sexually torturing him and producing child pornography of the torture, will show up for trial after a judge here raised Herold's bond to $1 million cash today.

Herold spoke to reporters outside the district courtroom saying, "I love and miss my son very much" and disputing a police investigator's testimony describing a trip Herold took to Disney World with the boy as at least in part about sex.

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Herold, 32, faces charges of producing child pornography, distributing child pornography, allowing his child to be depicted in pornography, sodomy, sexual abuse and aggravated child abuse. He is in the Madison County Jail and was before District Judge Alison Austin today on the state's bond increase petition.

Austin issued a similar order Monday raising to $1 million the bond against Charles Dunnavant, identified as Herold's domestic partner and suspected partner in the alleged crimes. Dunnavant faces charges including sexual torture, sodomy, aggravated child abuse and transmitting or exposing a person to a STD.

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 07:11:33 AM »
Reminds me of Team America...

Assholes?  Who want's shyt all over them?

Re: Phil - Heard clips on the radio, priceless...his steady unwavering soft-spoken matter-of-fact manner...

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2013, 11:49:48 AM »
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As PC enforcers often forget, tolerance is a two-way street: facebook.com/tedcruzpage/po… #PhilRobertson

https://m.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10152129834967464

Ted Cruz | Free Speech Matters

The reason that so many Americans love Duck Dynasty is because it represents the America usually ignored or mocked by liberal elites: a family that loves and cares for each other, believes in God, and speaks openly about their faith.

If you believe in free speech or religious liberty, you should be deeply dismayed over the treatment of Phil Robertson. Phil expressed his personal views and his own religious faith; for that, he was suspended from his job. In a free society, anyone is free to disagree with him--but the mainstream media should not behave as the thought police censoring the views with which they disagree.

And, as PC enforcers often forget, tolerance is a two-way street. Here's what Phil himself had to say about accepting and loving everybody:

“I myself am a product of the 60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock and roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2013, 12:44:13 PM »
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‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’

Do you know what this is?  Its Hunger Games.  Its a reality show aimed at subjugating and ridiculing people like Phil Robertson. Giving  effeminate males like PJ Boy something to feel superior about and to.. and largely just showing people like Phil on screen is sufficient to do that. But Phil did this:



And that can't be tolerated.  Katniss in Hunger Games  with that gesture shows solidarity not only with the dead girl from District 12, but with all who are forced to  loose children  in a reality show spectacle that is ultimately a form of  humiliation and subjugation  for the entertainment of the elite.  The story contrived a way to let her survive as "good television" - a decision  the show's director ultimately pays for with his life. Otherwise she would have been killed by a wild animal or some such, or simply edited out of the program, reported Dead. .

Obviously the folks at A&E aren't willing to pay that price.  So they Kill Phil  before he can become a martyr or a symbol.
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2013, 01:12:55 PM »
Beck wants them for his network.  It would probably be a pretty good fit.

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2013, 02:18:55 PM »
Like they'd miss the idiots and deviants they kowtow to!  Ratings mean money, I guess they got enough of the latter to piss off more than a minority of the population...

Jackasses!  Show 'em your sunny side and go elsewhere!
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2013, 03:09:07 PM »
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You Can’t Duck the Culture Wars
Posted by Frank J.: December 19, 2013 11:00 am
Well, who would have thunk: Someone known for being an open Christian is not super big on sodomy. Now, I don’t think Phil Robertson put things the nicest way, but it’s a bit of a stretch to call him a hater just for quoting the bible and saying he doesn’t get the appeal of sodomy, and this firing of him by A&E just seems insane when a “Phil goes to sensitivity training” episode would be great TV.

Anyway, this just goes to the point that there is no avoiding the culture war; you will be made to tolerate. And then you will be made to celebrate. And if you don’t, you’re the enemy. We can’t just let them shut down all debate by calling people haters. If you disagree with Phil’s view on sodomy, then instead of trying to dismiss him as a hater, you should be able to defend sodomy on the merits. Any time people are so quick to shut down debate, though, that always makes me suspect they have weak arguments. Plus if you think homosexual acts aren’t a sin, your beef is with Paul, not Phil.

And at some point these big gay agenda organizations that rallied against Phil need to die down. It’s not good for anyone — regardless of sexual orientation — to center much of his or her life around what gender one lusts after.

No Sensitivity training episode, because forced brainwashing where they have to make arguments to combat his won't make good TV nor the message they want, and of course their arguments are weak .  Putting him on that platform would be the  equivalent of letting Katniss live so you can play the star-crossed lovers angle.

 

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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2013, 03:17:27 PM »
Anyway, this just goes to the point that there is no avoiding the culture war; you will be made to tolerate. And then you will be made to celebrate. And if you don’t, you’re the enemy.

I cannot help but respond that you missed one....and I offer the following correction:
Anyway, this just goes to the point that there is no avoiding the culture war; you will be made to tolerate. And then you will be made to celebrate. AND THEN YOU WILL BE MADE TO PARTICIPATE. And if you don’t, you’re the enemy.

This has been done in other issues, clothing, alcohol, premarital-sex, drugs, etc.....the pressure is immense and you are considered the enemy if you do not participate.
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2013, 04:02:04 PM »


A&E Contact Info:
  • Ms. Abbe Raven, CEO Abbe.Raven@aetn.com
  • WHITNEY GOIT (SR. EVP) whitney.goit@aetn.com
  • ROBERT DEBITETTO (EVP) robert.debitetto@aetn.com
  • COLLEEN CONWAY (Director of Non-Fiction Programming) colleen.conway@aetn.com
  • GENERAL EMAIL: ae.viewerrelations@aetv.com

Going to send a few strongly worded emails pertaining to orifices & their intended functions. >:(






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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2013, 07:12:13 PM »
Anyway, this just goes to the point that there is no avoiding the culture war; you will be made to tolerate. And then you will be made to celebrate. And if you don’t, you’re the enemy.

I cannot help but respond that you missed one....and I offer the following correction:
Anyway, this just goes to the point that there is no avoiding the culture war; you will be made to tolerate. And then you will be made to celebrate. AND THEN YOU WILL BE MADE TO PARTICIPATE. And if you don’t, you’re the enemy.

This has been done in other issues, clothing, alcohol, premarital-sex, drugs, etc.....the pressure is immense and you are considered the enemy if you do not participate.

That's right.  Damn straight.  And I'm not supposed to exude "vitriol" over this because ...... why again?  I forget.  Nah, scratch that.

I don't care.
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2013, 09:00:05 PM »
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In a Duck's What?

From
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To
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Sent: Thu, Dec 19, 2013 09:53 PM


Dear Y'all,

Did you know that you can stick a brand new, sharpened pencil in the ear canal? It fits - almost 1/2 way before you'd reach your brain!
Humans can also stick 6" replicas of the empire state building into their nostrils (painful, but you can do it!)...

...but that doesn't mean you should. It'd be pretty perverted & not at all normal.

Likewise with the anus. The anus is an exit strategy waiting to happen. Luckily for me it occurs exactly between my morning cup of Kimono Dragon coffee & my AM run. Bingo. Magic. Lose 2 pounds & I'm off for 5 or six miles. But, aside from a little hemorrhoid ointment, now & again…I never stick anything UP my anus. Why (I can hear you asking over the ether)??

· It’s uncomfortable
· It leads to an eventual loss of elasticity
· It leads to anal cancer
· Penises, when inserted, especially lead to HIV & AIDS…and semen does a pretty good job at pock marking & burrowing into the soft lining of the intestine (that’s it’s, uhm job…burrowing)
· And it’s, uhm…f*cking perverted (see the ear & nose example, above)

But the vagina? That’s way different kids. It’ll take tampons, fingers, tongues (yum!) as well as penises day in & day out and work just fine! Yep, to quote John Cameron Swayze; “It takes a licking & keep on ticking!” (literally!) – but of course that’s ‘cause it’s what it’s designed to do (in the course of monogamous, marital relationships, mind you)

Just because you’ve grown accustomed to the marketing & cultural assault of faggots & sodomites – and their assertions that what they do is simply an “alternative” lifestyle (which it’s not, it’s pure perversion), you really shouldn’t mess with the free expression of ideas, especially when expressed in a non-hateful manner as did Phil Robertson.

But you did and now you're f**ked. Good luck with that.

Sincerely,

Pablo de Fleurs
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 10:30:43 PM »
Well, that's putting it right out there and I guess it needed saying.  The only thing you missed was the aromatics of the scene.  Pro and con,
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 11:40:00 PM »
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In a Duck's What?

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Dear Y'all,

Did you know that you can stick a brand new, sharpened pencil in the ear canal? It fits - almost 1/2 way before you'd reach your brain!
Humans can also stick 6" replicas of the empire state building into their nostrils (painful, but you can do it!)...

...but that doesn't mean you should. It'd be pretty perverted & not at all normal.

Likewise with the anus. The anus is an exit strategy waiting to happen. Luckily for me it occurs exactly between my morning cup of Kimono Dragon coffee & my AM run. Bingo. Magic. Lose 2 pounds & I'm off for 5 or six miles. But, aside from a little hemorrhoid ointment, now & again…I never stick anything UP my anus. Why (I can hear you asking over the ether)??

· It’s uncomfortable
· It leads to an eventual loss of elasticity
· It leads to anal cancer
· Penises, when inserted, especially lead to HIV & AIDS…and semen does a pretty good job at pock marking & burrowing into the soft lining of the intestine (that’s it’s, uhm job…burrowing)
· And it’s, uhm…f*cking perverted (see the ear & nose example, above)

But the vagina? That’s way different kids. It’ll take tampons, fingers, tongues (yum!) as well as penises day in & day out and work just fine! Yep, to quote John Cameron Swayze; “It takes a licking & keep on ticking!” (literally!) – but of course that’s ‘cause it’s what it’s designed to do (in the course of monogamous, marital relationships, mind you)

Just because you’ve grown accustomed to the marketing & cultural assault of faggots & sodomites – and their assertions that what they do is simply an “alternative” lifestyle (which it’s not, it’s pure perversion), you really shouldn’t mess with the free expression of ideas, especially when expressed in a non-hateful manner as did Phil Robertson.

But you did and now you're f**ked. Good luck with that.

Sincerely,

Pablo de Fleurs


Nice......I can't wait to see if u get a response....lol
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Re: In a Duck's what?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 12:19:41 AM »
The Robertson Family has issued a statement:

"We want to thank all of you for your prayers and support. The family has spent much time in prayer since learning of A&E’s decision. We want you to know that first and foremost we are a family rooted in our faith in God and our belief that the Bible is His word. While some of Phil’s unfiltered comments to the reporter were coarse, his beliefs are grounded in the teachings of the Bible. Phil is a Godly man who follows what the Bible says are the greatest commandments: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart” and “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Phil would never incite or encourage hate.We are disappointed that Phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right. We have had a successful working relationship with A&E but, as a family, we cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm. We are in discussions with A&E to see what that means for the future of Duck Dynasty. Again, thank you for your continued support of our family."
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
Phil Robertson an elder in the church of Christ