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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Unwanted Pregnancies....
« on: December 19, 2013, 05:06:44 PM »
" A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.

"Actually, yes, I do," she answered.

"Does it hurt you?" he asked.

"No. I rather like it," she responded.

"Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Barak Obama come from?"
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Re: Unwanted Pregnancies....
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 05:47:09 PM »
You're a bad, bad boy. ::hysterical::
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Re: Unwanted Pregnancies....
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 07:03:17 PM »
He is.  It's a job; somebody has to do it.   ;D
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Re: Unwanted Pregnancies....
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 09:02:13 PM »
You're a bad, bad boy. ::hysterical::

Yes, I know.

Thank you!
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Re: Unwanted Pregnancies....
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 07:00:33 AM »
And I thought they were all hatched from Hell's bowels and spat onto the Earth to torment us?!

Thanks...my innocence has just been tossed aside!   :'(

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