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John Florida:
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says,
"Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks,
"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.   No point in you coming in for that."

rickl:
 ::hysterical::

LadyVirginia:
 ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::


I'll be laughing at that one all day tomorrow.

Libertas:


PS-Did you know the post office has its own wreckers?  Boy, do they know how to blow money or what?!

Sectionhand:
Almost makes you not want to open that Christmas card from Mom !  ::puke::

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