First up - minimum wage.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-16/here-it-comes-obama-considering-executive-order-raise-minimum-wageOK, Giant Weeping Carrot...what's your response?
My guesses:
1) Stutter
2) Wet yourself and ask out loud "what the fukc do I do"?
3) Break out in a sweat and launch into a panic attack at the very thought of trying to impeach the first black POTUS
4) Ask The Butthead what do to
5) Do what The Butthead said
6) Wonder why so many in your own caucus are so pissed off and why so many angry letters, calls and emails are pouring in from citizens who were not impressed by your press conference The Butthead recommended
7) Be irrelevant for the remainder of your term, witness the full implosion of your party and your relegation to political oblivion for the rest of eternity (or at least until angry mobds find you and recognize you)
BITS!