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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Different organ transplanting
« on: January 22, 2014, 09:58:54 AM »
Perspectives.... A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly and immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole damned country is looking for work."
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Re: Different organ transplanting
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 12:05:05 PM »
 ::rimshot::

Wait.  That ain't funny!   ::pullhair::
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Re: Different organ transplanting
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 03:21:39 PM »
::rimshot::

Wait.  That ain't funny!   ::pullhair::

SOME of it is!
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Re: Different organ transplanting
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 05:09:34 PM »
::rimshot::

Wait.  That ain't funny!   ::pullhair::

SOME of it is!

Good comedy has to be based on fact. And that's a fact, Jack.
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Re: Different organ transplanting
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 08:37:00 PM »
::rimshot::

Wait.  That ain't funny!   ::pullhair::

SOME of it is!

Good comedy has to be based on fact. And that's a fact, Jack.

Must be why they say -"The truth hurts" ::oldman:: ::evilbat::
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Re: Different organ transplanting
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 06:52:44 AM »
::rimshot::

Wait.  That ain't funny!   ::pullhair::

SOME of it is!

Good comedy has to be based on fact. And that's a fact, Jack.

Must be why they say -"The truth hurts" ::oldman:: ::evilbat::

Has to be true, that one stings too much!
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