Topic: Job Application

[oldcoastie6468]

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person.   Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar

Sinseerly,


Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.


 


Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday, we have spell check.

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God help me, but I have MET the guy that hired her.  I assume he is suffering the fires of hell right NOW!