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Offline Glock32

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Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« on: February 01, 2014, 01:14:37 PM »
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2014, 01:39:01 PM »
Formerly ballsy move
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2014, 05:39:23 PM »
This is not the BEST way to join the Darwin Club, but it is good enough to make me laugh.  If only.....
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2014, 10:36:21 PM »
Pain is a part of the game when you're a(n) [ex] baller.

[baller
A thug that has "made it" to the big time.
Originally refered ball players that made it
out of the streets to make millions as a pro
ball player, but now is used to describe any
thug that is living large.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baller]
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2014, 08:33:50 AM »
Quote from: ChrstnHsbndFthr on February 01, 2014, 05:39:23 PM
This is not the BEST way to join the Darwin Club, but it is good enough to make me laugh.  If only.....

He may not have made it into the Darwin Club, but at least we don't have to worry about his reproducing.
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2014, 08:44:18 AM »
Quote from: AlanS on February 02, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
He may not have made it into the Darwin Club, but at least we don't have to worry about his reproducing.

He might get artificial testicles, and then he could have an artificial kid.
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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2014, 11:42:01 AM »
Quote from: oldcoastie6468 on February 02, 2014, 08:44:18 AM
Quote from: AlanS on February 02, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
He may not have made it into the Darwin Club, but at least we don't have to worry about his reproducing.

He might get artificial testicles, and then he could have an artificial kid.

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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2014, 07:23:57 AM »
Wait.  Do we know he dispatched both?

It's not a coincidence right, did he name his "boys" Johnson & Merrell?!

"Johnson and Merrell were both taken to the hospital after the shootings. They both survived."

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Re: Suspect shoves gun in waistband, shoots self in testicles
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2014, 07:46:33 AM »
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