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Offline IronDioPriest

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During the first local commercial break of last night's Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were treated to something truly incredible. Personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two-minute block of local advertising and aired the masterpiece you see above.

This is without a doubt the most metal commercial for a personal injury lawyer of all time. Oh, the ambulance chaser in your town has some iMovie effects and a nice suit? Jamie Casino's got murder, vengeance, and a flaming sledgehammer. Welcome to Casino's Law, hold on to your (needless profane reference to male genitalia)...

Jamie Casino 2 Minute Super Bowl Commercial - Casino's Law
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

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Offline Libertas

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Re: This ad makes me want to move to GA & get injured, just to hire this guy
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2014, 02:45:59 PM »
Yeah, let's go.  We'll just lip off to the biggest loser we can find, and let the fun begin.
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: This ad makes me want to move to GA & get injured, just to hire this guy
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2014, 03:58:32 PM »
WTF???
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Re: This ad makes me want to move to GA & get injured, just to hire this guy
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2014, 06:12:38 PM »
A cross between the punisher and a heavy metal ambulance chaser.

Still a slime ball lawyer.
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