He got his money the old fashioned way...waited for a rich Senator to die in a plane crash and then swooped in and...(He had to cast some sort of Rasputin-like spell on the grieving widow, right? I mean that face, that voice...that dead personality!)...married that money before that body cooled off!
Yeah, up yours, Lurch! Hope you cack on camera choking on your own vomit!