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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Bill Eves
« on: February 20, 2014, 09:26:40 AM »
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EVES, Bill - 1937-2014 - On Saturday February the 8th Molson's stock price fell sharply on the news of Bill Eves' passing. Senior executives at Molson called an emergency meeting to brace for the impact of the anticipated drop in sales. As a highly regarded principal for 33 years with the separate school board he created many fond memories for staff, students and families. After his retirement he pursued some of his many hobbies including cooking, carpentry, gardening and sending daily joke emails to family and friends. Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts. Sadly, he was unable to attain his life-long goal of catching his beloved wife Judy "cutting the cheese" or "playing the bum trumpet" -- which he likened to a mythical rarity like spotting Bigfoot or a unicorn. He also mastered the art of swearing while being splattered by grease cooking his famous wings.

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Re: Bill Eves
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2014, 10:52:28 AM »
That is a heck of a pic.  Curmudgeon and proud of it!
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Re: Bill Eves
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2014, 01:38:08 PM »
That is a heck of a pic.  Curmudgeon and proud of it!

Not what you'd call a "handsome" guy!!
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Re: Bill Eves
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 07:40:38 AM »
Sounds like he knew how to live.