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At first I thought it was a case for the 3 s's (shoot, shovel, shut up).  Good outcome.  I like his tractor.
I'm entitled (to be cranky).

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I held the phone closer. Stopped breathing. I’m pretty sure I even stopped thinking about sex and bacon. I was that focused!

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Anyone who hasn't spent the time reading the WHOLE BLOG should do so.  I have NEVER done that before. Probably won't again, but the whole thing is dang entertaining.  There is a whole tractor sage that is worth reading.  Though my favorite post of his of all time was the freedom chicken.


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This Chicken is tougher than you
He has a "send me stuff" link and his posts are sent your your email, which I find helpful otherwise I would forget to go read him. He posts..infrequently.

 Some of the earlier posts have hilarious pictures with great captions as well.  As I said, I ended up reading all of the way back to the beginning.

http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/sherlock-holmes-and-the-ailing-tractor-part-i/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/sherlock-holmes-and-the-ailing-tractor-part-ii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/sherlock-holmes-and-the-ailing-tractor-part-iii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/04/sherlock-holmes-and-the-ailing-tractor-part-iv/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/sherlock-holmes-and-the-ailing-tractor-part-v/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/ailing-tractor-vi/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ailing-tractor-vii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/08/19/ailing-tractor-viii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/12/26/christmas-and-the-tractor-of-the-damned-part-i/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/christmas-and-the-tractor-of-the-damned-part-ii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-tractor-of-the-damned-part-iii/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/01/tractor-of-the-damned-part-iv/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/tractor-of-the-damned-part-v-with-a-labor-rant/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/03/tractor-of-the-damned-part-vi-in-which-i-meet-a-moron/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/04/tractor-of-the-damned-part-vii-waterloo/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/05/tractor-of-the-damned-part-viii-dipstick-is-saved-by-chickadees/
http://adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/01/06/tractor-of-the-damned-part-ix-a-new-dawn-after-dipsticks-mistake/