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Offline Libertas

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Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« on: April 02, 2014, 06:38:27 AM »
Sure, fire up the App, have a cheerleader pay you a visit...come on we all know where this is going!

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/03/31/nfl-teams-to-allow-cheerleaders-to-visit-fans-in-their-seats-during-games/

The games themselves are becoming sideshows...   ::)
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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2014, 09:15:07 AM »
Is the NFL sure that the "men" who still watch the NFL would even like those cheerleaders, and wouldn't prefer, say, the backup quarterback coming up and delivering that personal NFL experience? 

Or even the punter!   ::curtsy4::

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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2014, 09:32:04 AM »
Is the NFL sure that the "men" who still watch the NFL would even like those cheerleaders, and wouldn't prefer, say, the backup quarterback coming up and delivering that personal NFL experience? 

Or even the punter!   ::curtsy4::

I think they're looking more for a wide receiver....or tight end.
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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2014, 11:12:10 AM »
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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2014, 12:38:44 PM »
Cwissy Kluwe will surely lapdance for a little nookie from a 300 pound, drunken NFL fan.


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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2014, 01:53:09 PM »
There's almost nothing left of our culture that the decadent aren't eager to degrade.
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Re: Lap Dance App for NFL Fans?
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2014, 05:46:28 PM »
There's almost nothing left of our culture that the decadent aren't eager to degrade.

Just when I thought we'd hit a new low....
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