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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #300 on: April 27, 2014, 05:52:59 AM »
“The only thing she said is she touched the weapon and it discharged,” Chief Vanfossan said.

Trash must have never had proper gun training. You know the rules.....
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #301 on: April 27, 2014, 02:24:44 PM »
“The only thing she said is she touched the weapon and it discharged,” Chief Vanfossan said.

Trash must have never had proper gun training. You know the rules.....
Like don't handle a firearm when you're effing drunk?
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #302 on: April 27, 2014, 04:50:08 PM »
“The only thing she said is she touched the weapon and it discharged,” Chief Vanfossan said.

Trash must have never had proper gun training. You know the rules.....
Like don't handle a firearm when you're effing drunk?

That's good place to start. ::hysterical::
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #303 on: April 27, 2014, 09:30:40 PM »
“The only thing she said is she touched the weapon and it discharged,” Chief Vanfossan said.

Trash must have never had proper gun training. You know the rules.....
Like don't handle a firearm when you're effing drunk?

That's good place to start. ::hysterical::
See this reason numero uno on the whys of gun free zones at watering holes.
Won't you gimme three steps, please Mister... ::hysterical::
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #304 on: April 28, 2014, 08:12:37 AM »
Nothing predicts a successful marriage more than a honeymoon at the neighborhood bar.

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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #305 on: April 28, 2014, 08:21:33 AM »
Er...

"un"

Yup.
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #306 on: June 24, 2014, 12:17:04 PM »
Only the brightest criminals are found in Minnesota

Police: Thief Forgets To Log Off Facebook After Burglarizing Home

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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #307 on: June 24, 2014, 02:45:37 PM »
 ::rolllaughing::
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #308 on: August 02, 2014, 02:40:50 PM »
Hasn't been one in a while, so I think we're past due.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/grandmother-pleads-to-public-sex-675432

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The Florida grandmother, 68, who was recently caught having sex in public in a town square at her retirement community has been sentenced to six months in jail after copping a plea to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges.

During a court appearance Wednesday, Margaret Klemm pleaded to the misdemeanor charges filed following her June 2 arrest at The Villages, a sprawling 55-and-older community in central Florida.

According to a police report, Klemm and David Bobilya, 49, were having sex “on the stage” in the middle of a village square. Responding to a 911 call about “two people having sexual intercourse in public,” cops found Klemm and Bobilya, who both appeared intoxicated, inside a gazebo around 10:30 PM.

Klemm’s pants, cops noted, “were completely removed and her shirt was pulled down exposing both her vagina and her breasts.” Bobilya was in a similar state of undress. The Sumter County Sheriff’s Office deputy who discovered the duo “having sexual intercourse,” noted that they both appeared intoxicated.

Klemm, seen above, lives at The Villages with her husband Frank, to whom she has been married for 50 years. The couple has four children and 14 grandchildren.

Bobilya, who lives about 10 miles from The Villages, pleaded no contest earlier this month to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges. He was sentenced to 180 days in custody and is currently locked up in the Sumter County jail.

Grannies ain't what they used to be.

I'll bet her husband of 50 yrs is so proud.

I wonder if this is one of those "open" marriages?
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #309 on: August 03, 2014, 01:52:09 PM »
In granny's defense, maybe "Pops" wasn't coming through for her anymore, but still, there are a few more discrete ways to get it on than on the floor of the old age community gazebo drunk as a skunk.

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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #310 on: August 04, 2014, 07:41:43 AM »
David must think the old folks home is an under-exploited venue for getting some quick action.

 ::saywhat::

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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #311 on: August 04, 2014, 10:23:56 AM »
I echo your ::puke::



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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #312 on: August 04, 2014, 04:08:56 PM »
I can't get that stupid Villages commercial out of my head. I can see Nancy Lopez.
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #313 on: August 04, 2014, 06:46:39 PM »
I haven't hit the medicare age yet, but does anyone know if it covers STD's?
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #314 on: August 04, 2014, 06:58:05 PM »
Depends, what is your party affiliation and ethnicity?  But I would knee jerk respond "Why not?", prescription coverage includes Viagra, right?  It's all related...
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #316 on: September 10, 2014, 07:28:33 AM »
Twisted animals.

Should be sterilized and, and...

I can't come up with a good enough punishment, help me out here!
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #317 on: September 19, 2014, 07:22:48 PM »
It's like the "knockout game", except you try to eat people.

Oregon woman arrested after taking “zombie game” way too seriously

Click over (scroll down) for a pic of the "zombie", and to read about her "game".
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #318 on: September 22, 2014, 07:24:33 AM »
Needs to be tossed into a quality spin-dry program for one thing...
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Re: Culture Watch: White Trash Edition
« Reply #319 on: October 02, 2014, 07:25:21 AM »
Mikie Sawyer (Mikie?   ::facepalm::  ) beats the crap out of an 80 year old in an Applebee's for daring to tell him to stop cussing loud and talking about T&A...

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/octogenarian-assaulted-at-Applebees-687543



Yeah, Mikie...you really are a terror to old folks!   ::)

Pure trash...

I bet his end will be poetic.
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