Topic: Culture Watch: Black Trash Edition

[AlanS]

According to the newspaper, Alexis left his North Miami Beach home after 10 p.m. and said a friend was picking him up to go to a party.

That's a tad late to be going to a baptismal party. I'm guessing he's one of the "uninvited" guests?

Tyler Perry's new movie: The Baptismal Crashers

[oldcoastie6468]

That conclusion seems oh so logical.

[oldcoastie6468]

Popular sorority member shot dead by black woman
 
A violent ex-con has been charged with multiple counts in the road rage shooting death of a 21-year-old female Georgia college student.
 
Sparkles Lindsay, 22, followed Kimberly Kilgore, 21, into her gated apartment complex last year and shot her to death while her best friend sat in the passenger seat and watched in horror, police say.
 
Ms Lindsay faces a charge of malice murder, two counts of felony murder, aggravated assault, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, and possession of a firearm during commission of a felony, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

"Sparkles" should be pushing up daisies by now. It's not worth posting her picture.

http://www.scienceworldreport.com/articles/12105/20140110/syphilis-chlamydia-cases-on-the-rise-in-men-survey.htm

[AlanS]

With a name like Sparkles, no wonder she's mad.

[AlanS]

But a possible Darwin candidate!

Chicagoland: Woman Fatally Shoots Brother During Argument Over Whether Her Gun Would Fire
by Jon David Kahn 12 Jan 2014
CHICAGO - A South Side woman has been charged with a felony count of reckless discharge of a weapon after police say she shot her brother in the eye last week while the two argued over whether or not her handgun would fire.  52-year-old Joeann Smith allegedly shot her brother, Willie Smith, 56, last Wednesday at her home in the city's South Shore neighborhood. He was taken in critical condition to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, and pronounced brain dead a 9 a.m. the following morning, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/images/pixel.gifAt the scene, Joeann Smith told police that she and her brother began playing with her loaded Rosco .22-caliber revolver while they were drinking Seagrams Gin and King Cobra beer. According to the police report, the pair was going to fire the gun into the air from the back porch, but Mr. Smith said the gun would not fire because the bullets were old.

The report further states that while they were in the living room, Joeann Smith handed the gun to her brother who in turn, handed it back. She then pulled the trigger. A bullet struck her brother in the eye, according to the report, and he fell to the floor. Joeann Smith then called 911.

When officers arrived, they found him face-down on the floor, breathing slowly, according to the report. Joeann Smith initially told officers the gun discharged accidentally while they were playing with it. She also told the police the gun was in the bedroom but it was eventually found under a couch cushion after she admitted it was in the living room. 

Joeann Smith was arrested and ordered held in lieu of $250,000 bail in Cook County Bond Court.

[Pandora]

Good Lord.

[Libertas]

Willie was wrong about the bullets, Joeann is crazy...both are stupid as Hell!

Pretty sure not even Darwin would want to acknowledge knowing either of these fools!

[Predator Don]

I hate to be crass but the unemployment and welfare rates fell.

[ToddF]

Compliments to the pet groomer.  Excellent job with that poodle cut.   

[AlanS]

I've never heard of King Cobra beer. Maybe I'm missing something.

Is it similar to Heineken or Sam Adams?

[Libertas]

I dunno, sounds like a neural neutralizer though.

[ToddF]

Any more questions?

[ToddF]

No books, no clue at city’s worst school

When Sills, 48, does go to work, it’s rarely before 11?a.m. — and often hours later, say sources familiar with her schedule.

Girlfriend does wear that mink well, though



 

[yankeestom]

[Pandora]

I can't stand it.  Those aren't pants, they're leggings.  With a belt.  Which makes for a better mincing-step.

[AlanS]

When did Hobbits start dressing hip-hop?

[BigAlSouth]

I've never heard of King Cobra beer. Maybe I'm missing something.

Is it similar to Heineken or Sam Adams?

Yes. They are all brewed, all can be served in the glass container, and all have alcohol content.

In fact, you cannot tell the difference between the three brands, other than the slight gray-water after-taste particular to the King Cobra brew.

[AlanS]

I've never heard of King Cobra beer. Maybe I'm missing something.

Is it similar to Heineken or Sam Adams?

Yes. They are all brewed, all can be served in the glass container, and all have alcohol content.

In fact, you cannot tell the difference between the three brands, other than the slight gray-water after-taste particular to the King Cobra brew.

Not a hops aficionado, I take it?

[warpmine]

I've never heard of King Cobra beer. Maybe I'm missing something.

Is it similar to Heineken or Sam Adams?

Yes. They are all brewed, all can be served in the glass container, and all have alcohol content.

In fact, you cannot tell the difference between the three brands, other than the slight gray-water after-taste particular to the King Cobra brew.

Not a hops aficionado, I take it?

I thought he was a Thunderbird man.

[Libertas]

Shyt, I remember Negroes back in the day favored Colt 45...they back to malt liquor again!   

Not the Purple Lean crowd, eh?