I apologize for the delay. Yesterday I finished my project at work. For the almost the last two months I've been putting in 12-14 hour days that don't leave a lot of time for much else but sleep. But I promised more silliness and I got er done. The Poop Story can be found here:
http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=9420.msg131453#msg131453
I would add one more bit of Men's Room Etiquette to your story. And this may not apply anymore since we are so multi-culti (
see above) and all but it used to be this way. It is a matter of etiquette that you may not use your hands for anything that your feet can do. This would include (but is not limited to) flushing the toilet and raising and/or lowering the toilet seat.
And I also seem to remember an old George Carlin routine that described the proper way to use a urinal. That being a requirement to wet the entire thing from top to bottom before you are allowed to go for the cigarette butts at the bottom.
And...getting back to the actual thread topic...I actually can think of a couple of ways for the poop bandit to escalate the situation. He could do some sort of variation of this:
Or he could (and I am assuming that the perp is a male...perhaps not, though) start sending his poop to his victims through the mail. Unlikely? Hey, they send anthrax through the mail so why not poop?
Just remembered a rather horrid incident from my college days. Seems someone decided to partake in some really serious revenge against an apartment operator and put a rather large quantity of poop in one of the community laundry dryers. I think they had to replace the dryer.
On balance, though, I have to say that I feel pretty good that a deranged nutcase is terrorizing the Denver branch of the EPA with poop. The only thing that would make me feel a bit better would be some clod doing the same thing to the IRS. I hope that he is able to keep it up and that they never catch him. He would then be the Ted Kaczynkski of fecal material...continuing to strike with impunity for a decade or more before some relative rats him out. They could make a movie about it.
