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The New Browning Prayer
« on: February 20, 2011, 12:46:05 PM »
The New Browning Prayer

Our father, John Browning,
hallowed be his name
your weapons gleam,
your bullets stream,
on ranges as in combat.
Give us today our daily X-ring.
Forgive us our misses
as we tighten our aim at those who miss us.
And lead us not into depletion,
But deliver us our ammo.
And lead us not into sloth;
but deliver us from rust.
For thine is the genius,
the equalizer, and the large caliber,
for ever and ever
Amen.

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Done. The New Browning Prayer, copyright 2010 by Mike C., Fastac 6, and Pandora. **And Engineer. - P.
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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 01:06:44 PM »
Nice addition Pan!!


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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 03:16:43 PM »
You're quick!! ;D
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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 03:20:35 PM »
Nice addition Pan!!



Thanks, hemm; every decent 2A section should have it!

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John, it's the first thing I thought of moving here.  Did I steal yer thunder?  If so, apologies.
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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2011, 06:53:08 AM »
I love that prayer!

Y'all are doing one heck of a job gettin' our new home up and running!

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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2011, 07:39:05 AM »
Nice addition Pan!!



 

Thanks, hemm; every decent 2A section should have it!

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John, it's the first thing I thought of moving here.  Did I steal yer thunder?  If so, apologies.

  Thunder what thunder I'm sitting here with a pop gun.
All men are created equal"
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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 03:16:28 PM »

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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 09:30:17 AM »
Ahhh, feel the power, baby!   ::cool::
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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 09:40:14 AM »
This is all I'm gonna say:

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Re: The New Browning Prayer
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 10:25:29 AM »
It's more fun to see something get hit!   ;D

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