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Offline AlanS

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Way off the deep end.
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:39:52 AM »
http://observer.com/2014/11/russian-lawmaker-proposes-mailing-putin-sperm-to-impregnate-russian-women/

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I’ve heard of disseminating ideas, but this is ridiculous.

The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmaker—albeit one with a history of strange ideas—has introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin. To the best of our research, the Observer is the first to translate this strange proposal into English.

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law, made the proposal in a roundtable discussion regarding the issue of fertility and Russia. She went on to describe what would happen after President Putin’s babies were born, presuming that they will be male, at least in the translation commissioned by the Observer.

“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.

“Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state,” Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).

The article further states, “According to the deputy of the State Duma, the measure will contribute to the improvement of the demographic situation and the education of the population in the spirit of patriotism.”

Although there were probably a few elected officials here who felt like this in 2008 with the SCoaMF, the numbers have probably dwindled down by now.
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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 06:51:49 AM »
If Yelena wants Vlad's little despotic swimmers injected into her so damned bad why not just walk up to him with a bottle of vodka and say "Hi"?

Oh, lemme guess, she's "not a looker"...so, that means she must be of the older generation and just another die-hard totalitarian twit like her hero!
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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 06:54:20 AM »
Oh, here we go...I tried to search the idiots full name from the article, drop the middle name and...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yelena_Mizulina

Yup, just what I thought.

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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 07:35:33 AM »


All your sperms are belong to me!


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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 09:32:08 AM »
Well, maybe she was a looker back in the day. Like around the revolution....
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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2014, 11:50:13 AM »
Well, maybe she was a looker back in the day. Like around the revolution....

Which one?

Must be 1917, eh?   ::hysterical::
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Re: Way off the deep end.
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2014, 10:15:17 AM »
At the very least she was present during the battle of Kursk providing the "entertainment" ::laughonfloor::
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