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The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« on: January 14, 2015, 06:39:41 AM »
http://weaselzippers.us/210917-oh-country-club-bartender-plotted-to-poison-then-shoot-john-boehner/

It's hard to know where to post this story, it has everything!  It's weird, it's funny...it has tragedy (I know you see it!)...

Tea Party connections manufactured in three...two...one...

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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assasssinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2015, 07:04:38 AM »
“It’s terrible that something like that happened,” said a shocked Rep. Marcia Blackburn, Tennessee Republican and a close ally of the speaker. “I’m glad that the person responsible has been caught.”

She's a close ally of the speaker? Publicly, I'm outraged. Privately, I'm very saddened it was just a crackpot that wasn't sick enough to at least give it a college try.

The spread of Ebola was his reasoning? This guy really was a crackpot. I could think of much better reasoning to plot assassination of a traitor.
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assasssinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2015, 07:42:01 AM »
Liberalism...mental illness...rinse and repeat.

Meanwhile, who thought of



Seeing Boehner's wife in that article?
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assasssinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2015, 07:43:56 AM »
Holy Frak!  Is that female?  Human?
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assasssinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2015, 09:13:01 AM »
You don't remember the tanning lady in "There's Something About Mary?"  Boehner's wife is that woman. 
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assasssinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2015, 11:11:35 AM »
 ::speechless::    Crap like that I burn out of my memory with as much alcohol as is necessary...or until death...whichever comes first.
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2015, 11:35:44 AM »
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/25/article-2314818-197BF54C000005DC-746_634x1581.jpg

Boner's soon to be son in-law....A real winner!

The SOB deserves it! ::hysterical::
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2015, 11:40:15 AM »
He must be soooo proud.

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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 11:41:10 AM »
I wonder if he cried tears of joy or tears of shame.
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2015, 11:42:15 AM »
A family that tans together, watches There's Something About Mary, together.



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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2015, 11:43:41 AM »
Who's prouder.  Daddy Boehner or Daddy Brian Williams, who's daughter can be seen on HBO with some guy's nose up her @$$, like a dog.
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2015, 11:47:33 AM »
I'll take none of the above please!
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Re: The odd case of Jesus the Bartender and the plot to assassinate Speaker Boehner
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 11:49:10 AM »
Quote from: MNHawk on January 14, 2015, 11:43:41 AM
Who's prouder.  Daddy Boehner or Daddy Brian Williams, who's daughter can be seen on HBO with some guy's nose up her @$$, like a dog.
Don't know for sure but should hide their heads in shame.

Debbie looks, courtesy of pruning in the sun, to be ten years older than him and a question comes to mind. Who's her daddy that he would want to marry an older prune?
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