A frustrated conservative who was living in New York City, looks around the country, assesses the situation, and decides he is moving to Texas. On his first day in town he pulls into a road side diner and settles at the counter for a bite to eat. Just then two liberals come into the diner, loudly discussing the need for more gun-control in Texas. One of the Texans stands up and shoots them both, dead, on the spot.
The New York conservative is a little disturbed, but notices that no one in the diner is excited or even upset at all. He asks the waitress how this could be? She says "Well, this is Texas and its open season on liberals all the time, no bag limit!" The NY conservative says "NO way!" Waitress says, "Its true, in fact our Sheriff is sitting right there, ask him," as she points to a big man in a cowboy hat. So, the NY Conservative goes over to the man and asks if he is truly the Sheriff. The Sheriff pulls back his jacket to show his badge, and asks, "What can I do for you?" The NY conservative explains what the waitress had said, and asks is it so. The Sheriff says, "Yup, open season on liberals all year long and no bag limit here in Texas."
The NY conservative, having put up with pushy liberals all his life is excited. Just as he is leaving the diner a campaign bus pulls up and starts handing out pictures of President Obama and a crowd begins to gather. Sensing an opportunity he quickly runs to his car, grabs his gun, and starts shooting liberals as fast as he can. He is standing there out of bullets with dead liberals and pictures of Obama laying everywhere, when the Sheriff comes out of the diner and begins writing him a ticket for shooting all these liberals. The NY conservative says, "But, Sheriff, didn't you just tell me that it is okay to shoot liberals, that the season is open all year, and that there was no bag limit?' The Sheriff says, "Well, yes I did, BUT...........................................
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You CAN"T BAIT THEM!
