No parole, huh? Today's prison menu is grilled lamb, with rosemary and garlic. No canolis until you finish your dinner plate!
PS - I'd hide this thread from the wife. 'Parole'? Not a good way for her to be reminded of an anniversary date! If she saw that, it just might be the last anniversary you'll ever see, hell the last thing you'll ever see. And no jury in the world would convict.