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Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« on: April 27, 2011, 07:54:09 AM »
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality..... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional... Can be a bit rebellious.. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out... Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don 't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous.. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of good luck if you forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally.. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.. 12 years of good Luck if you forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty.. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries.. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy... Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.....
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic... 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - O ct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind . Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative... Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist... Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.... Fun to be around. Having lots of friends.. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules... Sometimes hypocritical.. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes Doesn't like being doubted.. Beautiful inside and out
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 01:29:15 PM »
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) (Perfectionist?  Just cause I want it done right and on the first try?!) Dominant In relationships. (Ha!) Conservative. (Well, duh!) Always wants the last word. (Not always!) Argumentative. (With cause, what's your point?!) Worries. (Am I the only one?  See the state of things today?!) Very smart. (Well, thanks!) Dislikes noise and chaos. (Unless I can profit from it!) Eager. (Only when I beg, begging-see "sex"!) Hardworking. (Well, yeah!)  Loyal. (Youbetchya! Till ya screw me over, then ya better run!) Beautiful. (Whoa horsey!  I ain't fugly but beautiful is just dishonest!) Easy to talk to. (Unless you piss me off by insisting you show me how truly ignorant you are!) Hard to please. (Hell no, but I may play that one up to get more of something I want, lol!) Harsh. (Only with the truth!) Practical (Sure) and very fussy (Says you!). Often shy. (Maybe at first, but once you get to know me, you'll wish I'd shut up more!) Pessimistic (Only because of proglodytes and their reign of terror!). 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (Too late, if not for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!  What's another 7 years?!)

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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 01:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on April 27, 2011, 01:29:15 PM
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) (Perfectionist?  Just cause I want it done right and on the first try?!) Dominant In relationships. (Ha!) Conservative. (Well, duh!) Always wants the last word. (Not always!) Argumentative. (With cause, what's your point?!) Worries. (Am I the only one?  See the state of things today?!) Very smart. (Well, thanks!) Dislikes noise and chaos. (Unless I can profit from it!) Eager. (Only when I beg, begging-see "sex"!) Hardworking. (Well, yeah!)  Loyal. (Youbetchya! Till ya screw me over, then ya better run!) Beautiful. (Whoa horsey!  I ain't fugly but beautiful is just dishonest!) Easy to talk to. (Unless you piss me off by insisting you show me how truly ignorant you are!) Hard to please. (Hell no, but I may play that one up to get more of something I want, lol!) Harsh. (Only with the truth!) Practical (Sure) and very fussy (Says you!). Often shy. (Maybe at first, but once you get to know me, you'll wish I'd shut up more!) Pessimistic (Only because of proglodytes and their reign of terror!). 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (Too late, if not for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!  What's another 7 years?!)

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  Now look up your own that's mine. ::hysterical::
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 03:00:21 PM »
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)( I prefer accomplisher...The difference is dreamers do not have a freakin plan.)

 Generous, kind, and thoughtful,( if you are not stupid or dependant).

 Very creative and imaginative. ( Yep, I create wealth and imagine everyone else should do the same)


May become secretive and vague.( ::whatgives:: What quack thought this up?)

 Sensitive.(Only to the point there are so many stupid people)

 Don 't like details.( Who does? But to be successful, you take care of the details)

 Dreamy and unrealistic.( Again, it is not a dream, it is the plan on the dream. Unrealistic does not compute)

 Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish.( Again, if you are not stupid)

 Good kisser.( ::kissface::


 Beautiful.( ::angel:: Can't hide it)

 8 years of good luck if you forward.( I don't believe in luck and I hate the silly "foreward" for luck)
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2011, 03:29:10 PM »
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

"Patient and wise."   Hoo boy.  Not off to a good start already.

"Practical and rigid".  Okay, I cop to the "rigid".

"Ambitious".  Nope.  Not lazy either.  Depends on how "ambitious" is defined, I guess.

"Tends to be Good-looking."  There was a time ...

"Humorous and funny."  Can be.

"Can be a bit shy and reserved."  Oddly enough, yes.

"Often pessimistic."  Now we're talkin' ...

"Capricorns tend to act before they think ..."  Sometimes, that's true; see below.

"... and can be Unfriendly at times."  Also depends; what'd you do to piss me off?

"Hold grudges."  ::hangs head::

"Like competition".  Not so much I "like" it; I get swept up in it.

"Get what they want."  Also depends.  Never got much I didn't work for or toward, but I never really wanted much either that was material.

"20 years of good luck if you forward."  I despise this stuff; I don't ever "forward" and I don't care.
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2011, 03:43:20 PM »
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. -  Sometimes and always.
Sweet personality..... Very independent. - Sometimes and always.
Inventive and intelligent. - Sometimes and always.
Friendly and loyal. - Sometimes and always.
Can seem unemotional... - Rarely
Can be a bit rebellious...  - Often
Very stubborn, but original and unique. - Mkay, yip.
Attractive on the inside and out...  - Why thank you.
Eccentric personality.  - Sort of I s'pose... but not to the people who don't know me.
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2011, 04:54:31 PM »
Virgo here.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Dominant In relationships.  -- I'm dominant in not-relationships too

Conservative. -- See: "Very smart"

Always wants the last word. -- But I'll let you have the first word

Argumentative. -- What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Worries. -- I just know it's a tumor.

Very smart. -- See: "Conservative"

Dislikes noise and chaos. -- Looks like we're gonna have plenty of both on tap real soon.

Eager. -- I call it impatient.

Hardworking. -- Until they start spreading the wealth around.

Loyal. -- Like a Labrador.

Beautiful. -- Seriously, they really nailed this one.

Easy to talk to. -- Really?

Hard to please. -- It's not my fault mediocrity reigns supreme.

Harsh. -- I call it realistic.

Practical and very fussy. -- My position on mediocrity is already established.

Often shy. -- I call it misanthropy.

Pessimistic. -- I call it realistic.

7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. -- I can do 7 years in my sleep!
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2011, 05:00:07 PM »
So far three Virgos?? Wow.
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2011, 05:54:24 PM »
Oy.  That accounts for it.

"It's a picky, picky little show".
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 06:44:44 AM »
Heh.

Got ya surrounded Pan!

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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 09:17:48 AM »
Indeed.

Probably Virgo men are different, but every Virgo woman I've ever dealt with has been a royal PITA.  *Sister*.
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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2011, 10:26:38 AM »
I have my moments!



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Re: Here's one we havent done,Horascopes
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 12:08:47 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on April 28, 2011, 10:26:38 AM
I have my moments!



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 Don't we all.
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