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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2011, 10:08:32 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on May 01, 2011, 09:44:27 PM
So I guess we can disband the Department of Homeland Security, right?

My daughter said she guess this means TSA doesn't get to feel her up.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on May 01, 2011, 09:51:53 PM
We have his body and it needs to wrapped in pork and burried where it will never be found!! May he rot in hell!!

They won't do that.  Thirty years ago they would have nailed an ace of spades playing card to his forehead but we are much more feminized these days.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2011, 10:10:11 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on May 01, 2011, 10:08:32 PM
Quote from: trapeze on May 01, 2011, 09:44:27 PM
So I guess we can disband the Department of Homeland Security, right?

My daughter said she guess this means TSA doesn't get to feel her up.

If only.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2011, 10:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Charles Oakwood on May 01, 2011, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: trapeze on May 01, 2011, 09:46:53 PM
Killed a week ago

Or a month or it must really be going bad in Libya.



Very convenient to get the news off of Kadafi's kid and grandkids getting whacked.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2011, 10:11:55 PM »
The body must be in chunks because of the DNA analysis.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2011, 10:12:53 PM »
They are saying that they killed him in Pakistan. Our allies the Pakistanis.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2011, 10:13:12 PM »
This will be the first time I've actually listened to BO on purpose--maybe-- I still might skip it.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2011, 10:15:50 PM »
Geraldo just fumblemouthed that "Obama is dead." Biggest night of his life, as he said earlier, and he just committed the biggest goof of his life. Still prattling on and on and on...
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2011, 10:19:44 PM »
The liberal talking points will be something along the lines of, "We shouldn't have killed him because now the terrorists will be really, really, really mad at us." Just wait for it.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2011, 10:21:52 PM »
« Last Edit: May 01, 2011, 10:25:47 PM by trapeze »
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2011, 10:22:15 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on May 01, 2011, 10:11:55 PM
The body must be in chunks because of the DNA analysis.

If we have had the body for a week, he missed out on his virgins.  Islam requires the dead be buried within 24 hours.  Works for me!
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2011, 10:24:26 PM »
FNC finally gets a grown up on the air. Bret Baer is on with Geraldo.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2011, 10:27:16 PM »
Now I am hearing "shot in the head." Special Forces.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2011, 10:28:12 PM »
General told Geraldo to STFU.

flub #2

ETA: Not the General but Geraldo for over talking.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2011, 10:32:53 PM »
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2011, 10:40:23 PM »

He's so pleased with himself he is having difficulty keeping a straight face.

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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2011, 10:45:07 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on May 01, 2011, 09:54:03 PM
Place your bets on how many times Toonces says "I" in his address. I say 20.

The writers were laying for you.

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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2011, 10:46:21 PM »
Eight "I's"

Two "My's"

Two "Me's"

The "story of our history?" Who wrote that?

And who twisted his arm into saying, "one nation under God...?"
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2011, 10:47:23 PM »
I would say that the delay in him coming out was some serious re-writing of that speech.

One bit of news is that it happened today.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address (Bin Laden Is DEAD)
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2011, 10:48:36 PM »
He said God Bless America!

Do you think he went to  ::puke::?

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