Why is Shell Oil the dumbass in this case?
Simply because they didn't have anything to do with the progtard protesting that actually did the polluting of the sound. They're looking to play nice with a bunch that hasn't the intellect to fathom how much their pathetic lives actually are affected by the consumption of that nasty dirty black stuff, er oil.
In an effort to make them look like their above the fray they're using money that rightfully belongs to the shareholders to clean up the disaster that progtards always cause. STUPID!
And the Eco-Nazis and Progs at large will still heap all the blame on BigOil, even though they are the culpable dumbasses here...
I don't necessarily fault them for wanting to step in and be the good guy, but for God's sake, I'd at least go after these tards and sue them to recover your expenses! That is the truly dumbass move on their part! That statement about these morons not having the resources to clean their sh*t up illustrates two things - a) they shouldn't have done it to begin with and b) if they can afford to bring in these idiots and dump this sh*t they can afford to pay Shell back.
Sure wish people/organizations would stop behaving like candyasses! But I also wish I could date Kate Upton, but neither will happen in this lifetime.