Gary Johnson is a much better choice for that wing than a certified lunatic.
Heh, now, that's what I call an endorsement!
Once a young itinerate preacher was travelling through a strange town and was asked if he would officiate at a funeral since the regular pastor was out of town . Feeling it his duty , although he didn't know the deceased , he agreed . As he took his place behind the pulpit of the little church he said ; " I don't know the object of our gathering here but you in the congregation obviously did . I think , then , that it would be appropriate for anyone here to offer a few thoughtful remembrances of the deceased ."
The congregation was silent . Finally after a few awkward moments the young preacher in frustration said ; "Surely ... Some one in this congregation has a few kind words for the deceased !"
A little old lady in the back pew spoke up . "He wasn't as bad as his brother !"