Well, those in prison who love pork...careful there...should launch a hunger strike...
No bacon, no peace!
On a side note...I told my father this weekend it would be fun to open up a non-PC joint where the central theme would be pork...would still serve stuff like steaks...but trimmed with bacon of course...everything has to have pork...order a salad, get bacon...or order an all-pork meal...give special discounts to folks with a current CCL and a free desert or side order for anybody with a pro-pork/anti-muzzie t-shirt...if the cultists don't like it, tough, the protest...I hose 'em off with a high-pressure hose with with pork grease mixed in it...
I'd call it "Paradise" because it would keep those damned cultists the eff out!