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How many times did you ever want to do that for real?
Quote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that?
Quote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass.
Quote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.
Quote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people.
Quote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 06:39:06 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people. The ones I remember best were at the hands of my 5 foot nothing mother and reinforced by my not so much taller father when he got home.
Quote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 08:27:18 AMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 06:39:06 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people. The ones I remember best were at the hands of my 5 foot nothing mother and reinforced by my not so much taller father when he got home.Oohh! Nothing worse than thinking you got away with one and then those fateful words were uttered "Wait till your father gets home"! I took to hearing that as "Better go now and screw around even more and have the best time you can cause later tonight your ass is gonna hurt real bad!".
Quote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 09:24:29 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 08:27:18 AMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 06:39:06 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people. The ones I remember best were at the hands of my 5 foot nothing mother and reinforced by my not so much taller father when he got home.Oohh! Nothing worse than thinking you got away with one and then those fateful words were uttered "Wait till your father gets home"! I took to hearing that as "Better go now and screw around even more and have the best time you can cause later tonight your ass is gonna hurt real bad!". I still remember those episodes vividly. As a matter of fact I think that there are bruises coming up all over my body.
Quote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 07:22:01 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 09:24:29 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 08:27:18 AMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 06:39:06 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people. The ones I remember best were at the hands of my 5 foot nothing mother and reinforced by my not so much taller father when he got home.Oohh! Nothing worse than thinking you got away with one and then those fateful words were uttered "Wait till your father gets home"! I took to hearing that as "Better go now and screw around even more and have the best time you can cause later tonight your ass is gonna hurt real bad!". I still remember those episodes vividly. As a matter of fact I think that there are bruises coming up all over my body.Heh, literally burned into memory. But some of 'em I did deserve...but I did have an awful lot of fun.
Quote from: Libertas on December 10, 2015, 07:59:05 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 07:22:01 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 09:24:29 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 09, 2015, 08:27:18 AMQuote from: Libertas on December 09, 2015, 06:39:06 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 08, 2015, 07:29:35 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 08, 2015, 06:55:56 AMQuote from: John Florida on December 07, 2015, 08:28:13 PMQuote from: Libertas on December 07, 2015, 06:56:23 AMHow many times did you ever want to do that for real? You mean to say you've never done that? Reckon I need a Sicilian to train me up. So far all I've done that gets close to that is reach into a window and squeeze a neck. I was on a motorcycle at the time at a stop sign trying to convey my opinion on being tailgated by a jackass. See you did do it. I was run off the road by a jackwagon and he took off. Lucky for me I hit nothing by the grace of God. Ran his ass down and cleaned his clock. I think I improved his driving for the rest of his life.Too many people have the misguided opinion that some of life's lessons should come without pain...we are obviously not those people. The ones I remember best were at the hands of my 5 foot nothing mother and reinforced by my not so much taller father when he got home.Oohh! Nothing worse than thinking you got away with one and then those fateful words were uttered "Wait till your father gets home"! I took to hearing that as "Better go now and screw around even more and have the best time you can cause later tonight your ass is gonna hurt real bad!". I still remember those episodes vividly. As a matter of fact I think that there are bruises coming up all over my body.Heh, literally burned into memory. But some of 'em I did deserve...but I did have an awful lot of fun. In some cases I knew I was going to pay the price and I still did and it was worth the price of admission.