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Offline rustybayonet

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Detroit Demented Driver
« on: January 26, 2016, 10:08:04 PM »
Now I've heard everything - idiot crashes car and dies pantless, while watching a porn movie.  Great city Detroit, the salt of the earth and class personified or is that perversely demented. Wonder if Detroit will have that as a prerequisite on their 'Drivers License' testing ? 


http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 02:15:19 AM »
SMH.  What a world.
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 07:18:53 AM »
It's not every day you see a car ejaculate it's passenger.

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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 07:55:44 AM »
 ::hysterical::

Nice, the Idiocracy is picking up.
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2016, 01:41:02 PM »
3:30 am......Drivers...keep both hands on the wheel....and keep your pants on.
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2016, 03:07:03 PM »
I can just see the new road signs: PORN KILLS!
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2016, 03:19:29 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on January 27, 2016, 01:41:02 PM
3:30 am......Drivers...keep both hands on the wheel....and keep your pants on.

Hands up, pants down
(or he's "up" with his pants down  :o ).
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2016, 07:50:28 AM »
Quote from: AlanS on January 27, 2016, 03:07:03 PM
I can just see the new road signs: PORN KILLS!

Yeah, stupid has nothing to do with it, right?  That's just too blatantly judgemental even if 100% true!

Many of the lesser variants in the species is in a hurry to die, I just wish there was a safe, legal and not very rare option available.

Oh well, just have to find a back alley way.  They forced us into the shadows after all, its all their fault!
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Re: Detroit Demented Driver
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2016, 08:35:44 PM »
  Sick ass.....
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