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Offline rickl

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My Living Will
« on: May 09, 2011, 08:15:59 PM »
Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them:

I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

They got up and unplugged the computer and threw out my wine!!

The little b@stards.

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hat tip YBR at Belmont Club.
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Offline John Florida

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Re: My Living Will
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 08:19:56 PM »
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Re: My Living Will
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 09:24:48 PM »
 ::hysterical::

See!  Be careful what ya wish for, ya just might get it.
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Re: My Living Will
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 11:52:39 PM »
Does California count as a vegetative state?
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Re: My Living Will
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 06:41:09 AM »
Quote from: Glock32 on May 09, 2011, 11:52:39 PM
Does California count as a vegetative state?

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