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Offline John Florida

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Going Green
« on: May 12, 2011, 10:33:59 PM »
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should
bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the
environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't
have the 'green thing' back in my day."

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation
did not care enough to save our environment."

He was right, that generation didn't have the 'green thing' in its day.

Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles
to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and
sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over.
So they really were recycled.

But they didn't have the 'green thing' back in that customer's day.

In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator in
every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn't
climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks.

But she was right. They didn't have the 'green thing' in her day.

Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have the
throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling
machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did dry the
clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters,
not always brand-new clothing.

But that old lady is right, they didn't have the 'green thing' back in her day.

Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the
size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by
hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for you.

But she's right, they didn't have the 'green thing' back then.

When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded
up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the
lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by
working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills
that operate on electricity.

But she's right, they didn't have the 'green thing' back then.

They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or
a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their
writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the
razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just
because the blade got dull.

But they didn't have the 'green thing' back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to
school or rode the school bus instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour
taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of
sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized
gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space
in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old folks
were just because they didn't have the 'green thing' back then?

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Re: Going Green
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 10:49:49 PM »
Good 'un, JF.
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Re: Going Green
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 11:34:33 PM »

Hear, hear.

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It's a loaf of bread. 
Spread it around, publish it.

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Re: Going Green
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 06:23:59 AM »
Heh, passing that one on, thanks JF!

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Re: Going Green
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 08:56:03 AM »
This might sound silly but think about how much electricity is used just to charge all the little crap we carry around like starting with phones. If everybody charged their phones in there cars the usage would noticeably drop nationwide.
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Re: Going Green
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 09:01:24 AM »
And all these dependencies will render millions of people incapable of coping with reality if the fit really hits the shan!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.