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The Meyers Briggs test sorts people into classes like E for extroversion and S for sensing. Classes add up to personality types with codes like ESPF or ENFP.When I take a Meyers Briggs I get LMTFA. It means “leave me the f**k alone”. Observing my personality profile, the third-year psychology intern administering my Meyers Briggs test begins to cry. She has seen the dark side. Having been exposed to my cruel and unforgiving mind she knows… knows beyond a shadow of a doubt… she will never pay off her student loans. My answers have shown not my mind but her future. Nine years as a barista until the new iLatte vending machine by Keurig/Apple is perfected and she’s replaced. Then slowly fading until she dies alone in a room full of cats. Retirement without a job to retire from. Pining for the glory days (2013) when Miley Cyrus’ twerking was as new as Madonna’s missile tits had been in the ‘90s. Mourning lost youth; when life was glorious and bearded freaks from the hinterland stayed away from innocent psych students. Tears stream down her face. I notice nothing. Her laptop bursts into flame. I’m thinking about bacon. She runs for a safe space where she’ll spend hours sobbing and hugging a teddy bear. I shrug my shoulders and leave. What can I say? I’m not a people person.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/11/28/mark-hamill-calls-trumps-cabinet-whos-who-really-despicable-people.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitterLuke Skywalker...the Sith doesn't fall far from the Vader, eh? Whaaaa! Poor 'lil Markie wouldn't know despicable if it ordered a pizza and raped his ass!
Quote from: Libertas on November 29, 2016, 08:12:07 AMhttp://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/11/28/mark-hamill-calls-trumps-cabinet-whos-who-really-despicable-people.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitterLuke Skywalker...the Sith doesn't fall far from the Vader, eh? Whaaaa! Poor 'lil Markie wouldn't know despicable if it ordered a pizza and raped his ass!Mark Hamil - didn't he used to be somebody?