Time to really f*ck with these muh-fuh's heads.
Me:
"Climate Restoration? Why bless your heart! Why, just this very morning, the good Lord informed me that He restores the climate every day. Each day, a fresh new day is laid out for us, fully restored and to His glory & honor! And that's not all!! It gets exponentially BETTER. Once He returns & calls us home to glory - the climate in your new digs is marvelous beyond words!
I've already booked a room in the "mansion" - and He told me that I could extend that offer to you as well! The BEST part is that you're one solitary decision away from that future! Isn't that, like . . . the BEST news you've ever heard?"
That oughta' elicit the desired response.