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Osama's Final Years of Comedy
« on: May 27, 2011, 09:56:34 AM »
The whole amusing article here
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Whatever their faults, Pakistanis are among the world’s most humorous people and The Australian newspaper reports: “’The joke in Pakistan is that Bin Laden called in his location to CIA because he was being driven mad cooped up for five years with so many wives and children,” said Rehman Malik, Pakistan's interior minister.’”


It gets even better on reflection. Not only did the world’s most-wanted criminal mastermind live with three wives at once, but the Saudi-born two were of let us say “classic” vintage while the Yemeni was of fairly recent manufacture. This is rarely a recipe for domestic bliss.


We are now told that the Ford and the Chevy lived on the second floor while the Lamborghini lived on the third floor, where Daddy-o kept the household’s only television set. If the elder wives got bored, I suppose they had prayer-rugs to keep them happy. Not.

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Re: Obama's Final Years of Comedy
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 11:33:41 AM »
“that no-good Yemini bitch who wouldn’t let me watch the &£!!2£X% soaps on Osama’s %X!!%$! teevee.”

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Re: Obama's Final Years of Comedy
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 11:47:07 AM »
I wonder if he watched "Three's Company" ?

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Re: Obama's Final Years of Comedy
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 11:56:43 AM »
"Three's Company" The Jisslamic version!

Sucks to be Mr. (Goat) Roper in that production!

"I don't wanna see that!"   ::speechless::

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