Topic: Who Said It?

[rickl]

Got this in an e-mail today:

Who Said It? Ten short questions:

This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Former Vice President Dan Quayle
President Barack Obama
Former President George W. Bush

Ready? Here we go!

1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

2) "I've now been in 57 states I think one left to go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

Sorry. This was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers are the same person. Each of these quotes are directly from President Barack Obama. And now you know why he brings his teleprompter with him everywhere he goes ...even when talking to a 6th grade class. And some members of the media continue to insist he is "The smartest man ever elected to the Presidency." Right.

[Predator Don]

Got this in an e-mail today:

Who Said It? Ten short questions:

This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Former Vice President Dan Quayle
President Barack Obama
Former President George W. Bush

Ready? Here we go!

1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

2) "I've now been in 57 states I think one left to go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

Sorry. This was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers are the same person. Each of these quotes are directly from President Barack Obama. And now you know why he brings his teleprompter with him everywhere he goes ...even when talking to a 6th grade class. And some members of the media continue to insist he is "The smartest man ever elected to the Presidency." Right.

I was perfect.....

[Libertas]

Now ask a leftard to take it, show them where they are wrong and be prepared for ad hom attacks galore!

[warpmine]

Now ask a leftard to take it, show them where they are wrong and be prepared for ad hom attacks galore!

With all those gaffes, I thought at least a few would be from our VP Jester, Biden, but he wasn't one of the choices so I knew it had to be, especially with all those dumbass quotes and horrible factoids, the Usurper President, Obamakov.

What was that wonderful quote by leftists pundits, "This guy is the smartest President, ever"

[Pandora]

Oh yeah!  Teh smartes' preznit evah!

[charlesoakwood]

"Here's to the Queen...blah...blah...blah...blah..."

The most illiterate guttersnipe understands the insult, arrogance, and stupidity.

[Glock32]

And the media, ever covering for this empty suit, kept asking rhetorically why the Queen couldn't have thrown him a lifeline, and why did the orchestra screw up by playing too soon. Rush did one of those media montages, and no matter how often you hear them it's always stunning just what an incestuous little left wing echo chamber our "media" are.

[Pandora]

And the media, ever covering for this empty suit, kept asking rhetorically why the Queen couldn't have thrown him a lifeline, and why did the orchestra screw up by playing too soon. Rush did one of those media montages, and no matter how often you hear them it's always stunning just what an incestuous little left wing echo chamber our "media" are.

Isn't that just like the left, expecting their chestnuts to be pulled from the fire by their victims, in the name of mercy and "sportmanship", when they never, ever, return the gesture?

Screw them and fck him.  He blew it, big time, and I don't blame the Queeen one iota for letting him soak in it.

[charlesoakwood]

Heh, the clip was a hoot. She was a little more than disgusted.

[Glock32]

And the media, ever covering for this empty suit, kept asking rhetorically why the Queen couldn't have thrown him a lifeline, and why did the orchestra screw up by playing too soon. Rush did one of those media montages, and no matter how often you hear them it's always stunning just what an incestuous little left wing echo chamber our "media" are.

Isn't that just like the left, expecting their chestnuts to be pulled from the fire by their victims, in the name of mercy and "sportmanship", when they never, ever, return the gesture?

Screw them and fck him.  He blew it, big time, and I don't blame the Queeen one iota for letting him soak in it.

Here's Rush discussing it: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/05/25/limbaugh_media_blame_queen_for_obama_flubbing_royal_toast.html

He plays the audio of Boy Wonder's botched toast, then the sycophantic montage at about the 4:00 mark.

[RickZ]

One of my favorite Obamaisms from March, 2009:

"On the other hand, what you're now seeing is profit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you've got a long-term perspective on it. I think that consumer confidence, as they see the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act taking root -- businesses are starting to see opportunities for investment and potential hiring. We are going to start creating jobs again."

"We are going to start creating jobs again."  Notice how he didn't say "right away."  And 2027 doesn't count in his 'goals accomplished' column.

[Sectionhand]

I know a "Stymie-ism" when I read one .

[Libertas]

I know a "Stymie-ism" when I read one .

Yeah, even if you can't see it or hear it, you sure as hell can smell it!

[ToddF]

I still have to Snopes that test.  I don't quite buy it, because the obvious answer in many cases would be E) Michele Bachmann.

After all, is it Michele Bachmann that is so stupid that she doesn't know which of the 57 states Concord is in. 

[Libertas]

Oh oh, MNHawk is thinking like a j-tard!  Look out!   

[ToddF]

You know, a lot of cages are full of agitated monkeys about now, now that Sarah's bus tour has been announced.  For craps and giggles, drop that quiz into the comment section of your favorite newspaper, who's remaining readership has the combined IQ of a pencil.

Sit back and watch the wackiness ensue! 

[warpmine]

I still have to Snopes that test.  I don't quite buy it, because the obvious answer in many cases would be E) Michele Bachmann.

After all, is it Michele Bachmann that is so stupid that she doesn't know which of the 57 states Concord is in. 

I thought they retired the SST Concorde fleet.

[Libertas]

You know, a lot of cages are full of agitated monkeys about now, now that Sarah's bus tour has been announced.  For craps and giggles, drop that quiz into the comment section of your favorite newspaper, who's remaining readership has the combined IQ of a pencil.

Sit back and watch the wackiness ensue! 

"who's remaining readership has the combined IQ of a pencil"

 

So damn funny, because it is so damn true!!!

 

[Dan]

Yeah, we're in real good hands. Cripes, they have monkey's at the zoo which can articulate thoughts through sign language better than this moron.