Yeah, I have bacon frying regularly and only have West Africans next door.
And yeah...I watch them...everybody really, like a hawk.
Oh, and their spawn despise my cigar smoke...so yeah...I'll be on my front step in my lawn chair and cooler of beers smoking stogies and blowing smoke!
Oh, they probably don't like my hard rock music either...yeah, that's a damn shame.
I'll be out there in an hour or so.