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John Florida:
                                                           Best Joke Ever
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a large wall of clocks behind him. 
He asked, " What are those clocks"?  St. Peter answered, "those are lie-clocks."Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock".
"Every time you lie, the hands of the clock will move".
" Oh said the man". Who's clock is that?"
" That's Mother Theresa's Clock".  "The hands have never moved", indicating that she never told a lie"
"Incredible", said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's Clock". "the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life".
" Where is Hillary's Clock?", said the man.
"Her Clock is in Jesus's office".  "He is using it as a ceiling fan"

Libertas:
Without the element of truth that joke would lose its wind.

 ;D

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