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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #100 on: June 01, 2011, 01:47:44 PM »
OK boys and girls, we now have our key phrase of the day!

I can't say with certitude

Did you get that report done for me, Bob?

I can't say with certitude

Johnny, did you get your homework assignment, done?

I can't say with certitude

Anthony, are you taking pictures of your d**k again, and sending them to girls as young as 16?

I can't say with certitude

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #101 on: June 01, 2011, 01:53:20 PM »
OK boys and girls, we now have our key phrase of the day!

I can't say with certitude

Did you get that report done for me, Bob?

I can't say with certitude

Johnny, did you get your homework assignment, done?

I can't say with certitude

Anthony, are you taking pictures of your d**k again, and sending them to girls as young as 16?

I can't say with certitude

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #102 on: June 01, 2011, 02:26:13 PM »

I'd think that being married by a dis-barred lawyer would be like being married by a de-frocked preacher .

I'd think that being married by Bill Clinton would be like being married by one of those guys that stand outside Vegas strip joints telling you to come inside for a good time.
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #103 on: June 01, 2011, 02:29:48 PM »
That would depend on if were talking about a d**k D**k or a little pecker. Or the what the definition of pecker/d**k is.

Using the Whoopie Goldberg standard: This story is about a dick so it's no big deal. It's not like this is a "Dick" dick story because if it was then that would be serious.
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2011, 03:11:31 PM »
So when he said that he couldn't say with certitude, the follow up question should have been;

"So you admit that there is a picture of your penis, you just don't know if this is it, am I correct?"

The backfilling that would follow would make a bulldozer proud.

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #105 on: June 01, 2011, 03:22:12 PM »
So when he said that he couldn't say with certitude, the follow up question should have been;

"So you admit that there is a picture of your penis, you just don't know if this is it, am I correct?"

The backfilling that would follow would make a bulldozer proud.

You could fill the Grand Canyon with enough BS to fertilize the Sinai with that kind of "backfilling"

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #106 on: June 01, 2011, 03:29:28 PM »
So when he said that he couldn't say with certitude, the follow up question should have been;

"So you admit that there is a picture of your penis, you just don't know if this is it, am I correct?"

The backfilling that would follow would make a bulldozer proud.

Two things lacking in that scenario: A reporter sharp enough to think that fast and a reporter who isn't a democrat cheerleader. Both of those commodities are in extremely short supply today. I'm still shocked at what happened with CNN the other day. It's like they were possessed or something.
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #107 on: June 01, 2011, 03:41:25 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #108 on: June 01, 2011, 03:44:26 PM »
Human Events writes Weiner's political obit.

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Weiner might not be forced to resign his seat.  New York has kept some patently absurd and corrupt people in Congress for a very long time.  It would be a poignant image from the decline of a great Republic to capture a photo of Charlie Rangel napping through Weiner’s tearful resignation speech.

Funny article.
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #109 on: June 01, 2011, 03:55:27 PM »
This Weiner article by Amanda Marcotte should make women everywhere proud.

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #110 on: June 01, 2011, 04:03:28 PM »
Frank J. at IMAO weighs in:

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Hacked!
Posted by Frank J. at 2:01 pm

So Rep. Anthony Weiner tweeted a lewd photo to one of his female followers on Twitter. His explanation: He was hacked! And Weiner has been the victim of hacking his entire life; the only reason his name is “Weiner” is because someone hacked his birth certificate. But much like that hack, Weiner has dismissed the more recent hack as just a silly prank and there is no reason any of us should investigate it any further. In fact, Weiner is calling it a “distraction”, and the last thing we’d want to do is distract those morons from wastefully spending more of our money.

But Weiner wasn’t the only recent victim of hacking. You know the Patriot Act that liberals have been decrying forever? Well, it came up for renewal, and Obama wasn’t going to sign it, but then someone hacked his autopen and it got signed! Oh well; hacks happen, but I hear the autopen is now planning on teaming up with the teleprompter to make its own shadow government. Obama just better hope there isn’t some sort of self-putting golf ball or he’ll have nothing left to do.

Furthermore, Frank J. didn’t even write this post; IMAO was hacked! Aquaman sucks and monkeys rule!


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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #111 on: June 01, 2011, 04:08:17 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #112 on: June 01, 2011, 04:31:47 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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 I got maps??

John, somebody in Loosiana done wrote sometin in the field. I think it be "flick Obama" or sometin . . .
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2011, 05:02:14 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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 I got maps??

John, somebody in Loosiana done wrote sometin in the field. I think it be "flick Obama" or sometin . . .



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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #114 on: June 01, 2011, 05:37:19 PM »
You can hit prtscrn, then paste it to a wordpad file
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #115 on: June 01, 2011, 06:25:50 PM »
I'm still shocked at what happened with CNN the other day. It's like they were possessed or something.
Go with 'or something'.  You'll never go wrong with that choice.

Today, CNN's Wolf Ditzy gave a fluffer interview to The Weiner, or in Ace's words, "Wolf Blitzer Asking Weiner The Most Candy-Cane Questions Possible."  Now all is right in Mainstream Media World.  You knew your affair with media integrity wouldn't last, them being the whores they are.  They're all just mouth cockholsters for any Democrat politician.  But at least you have the memories.

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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #116 on: June 01, 2011, 06:28:52 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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 I got maps??

John, somebody in Loosiana done wrote sometin in the field. I think it be "flick Obama" or sometin . . .

It rymes with:(hint just read the first letter)..........

For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge........
obama...........


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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #117 on: June 01, 2011, 06:53:24 PM »
OK boys and girls, we now have our key phrase of the day!

I can't say with certitude

Did you get that report done for me, Bob?

I can't say with certitude

Johnny, did you get your homework assignment, done?

I can't say with certitude

Anthony, are you taking pictures of your d**k again, and sending them to girls as young as 16?

I can't say with certitude

::hysterical::


 That would depend on if were talking about a d**k D**k or a little pecker. Or the what the definition of pecker/d**k is.
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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #118 on: June 01, 2011, 07:25:15 PM »
Hey, off topic but you need to see this before Google deletes it. Anyone know how to grab it with a screenshot...save it for historical reasons?


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Re: WeinerGate
« Reply #119 on: June 01, 2011, 07:28:24 PM »
Saw a sign in Nags Head last week that caused Gunsmith and I to do the double-take:  Flicker Rd.  First glance did NOT serve up Flicker.
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