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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #520 on: June 15, 2011, 01:08:17 AM »

Saw his daddy Chuck on TV today, said he was a good bouy.

He's going to kneed a lot of rehab.  Might have to stay in rehab till after the election or redistricting or daddy finds a high paying slot for him to discretely slide into.


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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #521 on: June 15, 2011, 01:20:24 AM »
....slot for him to discretely slide into.



It's very hard to write a Weiner post without a pun or double entendre.
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #522 on: June 15, 2011, 07:06:28 AM »
No news since he dodged reporters and tucked weiner and ran off...
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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« Reply #523 on: June 15, 2011, 08:31:36 AM »

Since Weiner is gone -- no doubt getting more material for Trap to write about--we'll just have to limp along with whatever we got--here's a short article by Burt Folsom
Three Lessons from Weinergate

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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #524 on: June 15, 2011, 10:02:27 AM »
"A republic only survives if its institutions are respected by its citizens."

Yup.  How much respect they have now?  And democrats are the leaders in driving that respect deeper into the gutter...
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #525 on: June 15, 2011, 11:50:00 AM »
Oh jeez, Humus & Hillary come home, now Humus will be confronted with full frontal Weinergeddon!

The Weiner pic on the Enquirer is a doozie!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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« Reply #526 on: June 15, 2011, 12:01:35 PM »
Oh jeez, Humus & Hillary come home, now Humus will be confronted with full frontal Weinergeddon!

The Weiner pic on the Enquirer is a doozie!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

 Why do you think he went to rehab??He's hiding from her now.
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #527 on: June 15, 2011, 12:30:06 PM »
Oh jeez, Humus & Hillary come home, now Humus will be confronted with full frontal Weinergeddon!

The Weiner pic on the Enquirer is a doozie!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

 Why do you think he went to rehab??He's hiding from her now.

He went there as a PR stunt, he thinks he can save his congressional skin...he has to know his marriage is toast one way or the other...
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #528 on: June 15, 2011, 01:28:38 PM »
Oh jeez, Humus & Hillary come home, now Humus will be confronted with full frontal Weinergeddon!

The Weiner pic on the Enquirer is a doozie!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

 Why do you think he went to rehab??He's hiding from her now.

He went there as a PR stunt, he thinks he can save his congressional skin...he has to know his marriage is toast one way or the other...

 His ego won't let him believe that he can't save his union.
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #529 on: June 15, 2011, 01:35:56 PM »
Who could have thunk that back in Weiner's Horshack days, he liked to put on the bra n panties, and oil himself up.


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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #530 on: June 15, 2011, 02:31:29 PM »

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

If he had any sense he'd stick a pistol in his mouth and put us all out of his misery . But he won't ...

1. He loves himself too much .

2. He doesn't have the guts .

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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #531 on: June 15, 2011, 02:35:44 PM »

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

If he had any sense he'd stick a pistol in his mouth and put us all out of his misery . But he won't ...

1. He loves himself too much .

2. He doesn't have the guts .

I had similar thoughts but couldn't come up with a suitable way to present it!  My version is quite graphic, but thanks for voicing the general idea!

 ::thumbsup::

And your right, being a narcissist and a coward means he'll never do the deed anyway!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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« Reply #532 on: June 15, 2011, 02:40:50 PM »

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

If he had any sense he'd stick a pistol in his mouth and put us all out of his misery . But he won't ...

1. He loves himself too much .

2. He doesn't have the guts .

I had similar thoughts but couldn't come up with a suitable way to present it!  My version is quite graphic, but thanks for voicing the general idea!

 ::thumbsup::

And your right, being a narcissist and a coward means he'll never do the deed anyway!


 He could give the gun to his wife I'm sure she would help a guy out.
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #533 on: June 15, 2011, 02:53:39 PM »

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

If he had any sense he'd stick a pistol in his mouth and put us all out of his misery . But he won't ...

1. He loves himself too much .

2. He doesn't have the guts .

I had similar thoughts but couldn't come up with a suitable way to present it!  My version is quite graphic, but thanks for voicing the general idea!

 ::thumbsup::

And your right, being a narcissist and a coward means he'll never do the deed anyway!


 He could give the gun to his wife I'm sure she would help a guy out.

Could she possibly own a...........wmd?
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #534 on: June 15, 2011, 04:02:01 PM »

If this jackass had any sense he'd resign and stay away from his future ex-wife!

If he had any sense he'd stick a pistol in his mouth and put us all out of his misery . But he won't ...

1. He loves himself too much .

2. He doesn't have the guts .

I had similar thoughts but couldn't come up with a suitable way to present it!  My version is quite graphic, but thanks for voicing the general idea!

 ::thumbsup::

And your right, being a narcissist and a coward means he'll never do the deed anyway!


 He could give the gun to his wife I'm sure she would help a guy out.

Could she possibly own a...........wmd?

 Pan could send her a fly swatter.
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #535 on: June 15, 2011, 04:55:27 PM »
I could do that; I have an extra.  That's prolly all it would take.

Oh, and JF?   ::rockethrow::
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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #536 on: June 15, 2011, 06:19:01 PM »
I could do that; I have an extra.  That's prolly all it would take.

Oh, and JF?   ::rockethrow::


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Re: WeinerGate...Weinergeddon!!!
« Reply #537 on: June 15, 2011, 08:26:38 PM »
This is the kind of weird ass behavior that would lead me to believe that he did (does) all kinds of strange sh*t. I would wager that at some point he was probably dressing in Huma's clothes...or that he has a secret wardrobe of latex clothing...or a bizarre collection of sex toys. Maybe he's a toe sucker like Dick Morris. As was said before he held his confessional presser, "Where there's smoke there's fire" and I have to believe there is more to this very creepy guy than some goofy texts and dic pics on Twitter and Facebook.

Damn, can I call them or what?

Okay, I didn't guess that Limbaugh was making his own tea. I'll give you that.

But I know a sex pervert when I see one and the pictures of cross-dressing came out today.

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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« Reply #538 on: June 15, 2011, 08:27:57 PM »
Oh, yeah...

...and it didn't take but a single news cycle to get right back to Weineriffic News Of The World.
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« Reply #539 on: June 15, 2011, 08:31:40 PM »

Since Weiner is gone -- no doubt getting more material for Trap to write about...

This stuff writes itself. I just sit down in front of the keyboard and away it goes. Who could have imagined a cross-dressing, exhibitionist online stalker who happens to be the most hyper partisan Democrat in congress whose name just happens to be "Weiner?"

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.