https://babylonbee.com/news/gillette-now-including-free-manly-side-bag-with-every-purchase?
And if you haven't been paying attention, the brains behind the ad is a woman with issues.
"We want to appeal to the modern man," Gillette spokesperson Beau Petite said. "So we're offering this extremely manly, attractive side bag for a limited time if you buy one of our really manly razor products." Petite said the side bags have many great uses. "You can store a little concealer or blush for an afternoon touch-up, your coin purse, a pair of spherical objects. Whatever you want."
Yeah...lemme fix that...
"We want to appeal to the
beta males and homosexuals," Gillette spokesperson Beau Petite said. "So we're offering this extremely
homo-centric,
K-mart side bag for a limited time if you buy one of our really
gaytastic razor products." Petite said the side bags have many great uses. "You can store a little concealer or blush for an afternoon touch-up, your coin purse, a pair of spherical objects,
buttplugs, manpons, nut-sack pacifiers. Whatever you want."
And the great re-think?
Gillette's promotion reportedly launched with a whimper, as few men wanted the "manly side bags" for some reason. The company has said it is regrouping and considering offering a free man bun hair tie with every purchase instead.
Lemme guess...phallic-shaped soy boy bun tie?
Their "ideal" modern male -