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A lawyer in Chicago is being lambasted with accusations of sexism after he filed a motion with the court complaining about the distracting bust size of a ‘large breasted woman’ sitting at the opposing council’s table in court.
 
Attorney Thomas Gooch is representing Rolling Meadows car dealership in a small claims case and is outraged by the distraction at the opposing table. He feels his opposing council’s paralegal is too distracting for the jury to pay attention to actual court proceedings.
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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 04:08:56 PM »

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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 04:21:35 PM »
Click on the smilie, CO.
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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 04:22:54 PM »
I sure didn't need directions! ::pimp::
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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 04:47:40 PM »
I sure didn't need directions! ::pimp::

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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »


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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 08:05:03 PM »
 I'm writing Jeff Foxworthy suggesting a new word.

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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 09:51:41 PM »
How is that a problem?
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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 06:13:18 AM »
How would you "tag" the evidence in a case like this ?

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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 07:04:34 AM »
Well, hello Dolly!   :)

The courtroom version of WMD's!   ;D





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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 07:28:52 AM »
Well, hello Dolly!   :)

The courtroom version of WMD's!   ;D









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Re: Chicago lawyer angered by woman’s distractingly large breasts
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 07:03:47 PM »
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