BREAKING!! Redacted portions of the #MuellerReport unearthed!!
Trump, in an apparently unguarded moment, muttered that Robert Mueller could "Go F*ck himself!" Mueller's report noted that hours after Trump's remarks, Robert entered what he thought was an unattended, private restroom and, on full display before hard wired cameras, attempted to s-t-r-e-t-c-h his tiny penis towards his anus in an apparent attempt to accomplish what Trump had moments before suggested.
You . . . uhm, can't make this stuff up.