OK, back to stating the obvious...
Kinda what Todd is hinting at - You are supposed to be Texas for frack's sake, start acting like it...rediscover your man-parts, fix your damn infrastructure, ditch the ass-tarded useless waste of investment eco-fool green BS and tell fedcoat regulators to go screw themselves as often as possible...and make arrangements to connect to neighboring providers to buy/sell power when needed (like practically everybody else has been doing for decades!) and pay 100% of the hardware required for the connection to get it done fast.