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Offline BigAlSouth

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BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« on: June 25, 2011, 09:48:16 AM »
OK, it's not the personals. I have sold things on EBay and Craigslist with some success. Sometimes my ad is pretty neutral, other times, I just can't hep mysef.

My latest CL ad:
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Pioneer Car Amp & box speaker - $100

Date: 2011-06-16, 4:01PM EDT

Look, I don't know what this is worth, but it is too loud for my 57 year old ears, so I took it out of the car I bought. I can hear Talk Radio just fine without it, thank you very much. It is perfect for you kids who like to play that Hippity Hop music real loud, that Ghetto Funk and Soulless Thug crap. So, if you really, really want to be partially deaf by the time you are my age, if you make it that far without being shot or put in prison, this is the perfect set-up for you.

The amplifier is a Pioneer brand GM-X332 and the speaker box is an Optimus. Call me while you can still hear and we can discuss making a deal. For the amplifier and boom box speaker. What do you think I was talking about?

Yeah. I know. Sold it today to an Urban guy named Jamal.
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Re: BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2011, 10:05:37 AM »
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Re: BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2011, 11:39:04 AM »
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Yeah. I know. Sold it today to an Urban guy named Jamal.

Whose favorite phrase seems to be..."Huh?"
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Re: BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2011, 05:50:49 PM »
Quote from: BigAlSouth on June 25, 2011, 09:48:16 AM
Yeah. I know. Sold it today to an Urban guy named Jamal.

Word. ::cool::
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Re: BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2011, 08:59:44 AM »
The Pretenders - My City Was Gone

And not have that bass line thumping the way God intended?   ::whatgives::
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Re: BigAl's Adventures on CraigsList
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2011, 01:20:39 PM »
I can get my truck's sound-system thumping just fine, thank you, without the deaf-inducing extras.

I wonder, as well, whether these "Jamals" aren't shaking their vehicles to pieces from the vibration.
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