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Verjiliousharry

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More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« on: June 29, 2011, 05:03:03 AM »
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
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Offline Pandora

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 05:08:55 AM »
Where are "the following quotations"?
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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 05:50:15 AM »
I like spam for breakfast . . .
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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 06:16:19 AM »
Quote from: BigAlSouth on June 29, 2011, 05:50:15 AM
I like spam for breakfast . . .
 

Unh hunh.  This is this guy's second go 'round.  I'm waiting to see if he's going to participate or not.
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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 06:48:12 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on June 29, 2011, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: BigAlSouth on June 29, 2011, 05:50:15 AM
I like spam for breakfast . . .
 

Unh hunh.  This is this guy's second go 'round.  I'm waiting to see if he's going to participate or not.

Do spam registrants usually contain avatars?
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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 06:53:16 AM »
Sometimes.
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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 07:19:00 AM »
At least some haven't realized that you can register anonymously.  ;)

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Great.  An ambulance chaser having to resort to Chinese like message board spamming.

Funny, the avatar doesn't quite look like "him."



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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 07:40:55 AM »
Funny, the avatar doesn't quite look like "him."

Been to Sweden lately, Gregg?

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 07:53:41 AM »
The boy gets around, no doubt about that.

http://www.steerplanet.com/bb/index.php?topic=30363.msg281759#msg281759

It explains the avatar.  ::rolllaughing:: ::laughonfloor:: ::whoohoo::

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 07:55:35 AM »
http://www.google.com/search?q=Verjiliousharry&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8

First you ran up that $100,000 in debt getting that Poli Sci degree, just to find no employment that actualy utilized such a useless degree.  The you doubled down, and went for the law degree, just to find the market for lawyers saturated.

Boy, you fail.
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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 09:38:01 AM »
Must be a graduate of the Ezra Klein School of Personal Improvement .
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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 10:00:16 AM »

He and Anthony were lesbian lovers.

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Re: More...Everyone's favourite..Lawyer gaffes...?
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2011, 12:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Charles Oakwood on June 29, 2011, 10:00:16 AM

He and Anthony were lesbian lovers.



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