Duh Carter in the '70's..................Pinto.
Nuf said!
I bought a '76 Pinto Squire Wagon for the front suspension (they are useful for hot rod applications) but liked it so much I kept it and used it for over a year. It had a 1.4cc motor in it that I swapped to a 2000cc motor that made all the difference getting on the freeway. The body of it was really ratty - especially the fake wood veneer
that made it valuable for parking in mall parking lots. I never had to worry about anybody stealing it
One time I encountered a road-rager who tried to intimidate me by inching his car (a very nice Honda) into my lane. I loved the confused look on his face when I didn't shy away from contact with him. I wanted to shout out to him, "Dude - I paid $75 bucks for my ride! How much did you pay for yours?!"