Heh-heh...
A Brit, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Spaniard, and Italian, a German, an Aussie, an Indian, an Iraqi, and Iranian, an Afghan, a Pakistani, a Slav, a Swede, a Norwegian, a Finlander, an Icelander, a Russian, a Chinaman, a Japanese, a Filipino, a Canadian, an African, an Israeli, a New Zealander, a Latino, a Muslim, a Jew, a Christian and an American liberal .... all walked into a bar.
The doorman stopped them and refused admittance. The American liberal piped up, "Sir, how dare you? What's the problem? Do you have some kind of problem with ethnic, national, and religious diversity in your establishment?"
"No", said the doorman. "But we have house rules here. I cannot allow you in without a Thai."
