I'm assuming they do food at these things. He could make a point of requesting a kosher meal, like on airlines. And for added smartass value, ask for extra peas.
I think I would offer the president a large bowl of peas.
...and have fun putting them in my spoon and launching them at Obozo and shouting "eat your damn peas"!
But of course Obama won't put his peas (or anything for that matter) on the table, this is all a phony war being waged by The Regime who has no power, none, zip, zero, nada...to get more money to blow as his proglodyte trash sees fit to waste, and to have to come begging to a House not wanting to give these drunken commissars anymore blank checks is simply too much for them to take.
They are desperate but have nothing to offer.
If SH and I were at the final table with these idiots the heads up play would come down to we two, these idiots got nothing.
But our feckless leaders always seem able to snatch defeat from the jaws of decisive victory all too often, hence our unending frustration at where all this is going to end up!
ETA - "I can't choose which is worse for you."
Yup, Obozo wants a default, no other explanation needed. But he fails to see how this boxes him in. I truly hope the Repub's hold firm and Obozo is as stupid as he appears to be!