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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2011, 08:36:21 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 08:21:40 PM
Gere is a Buddhist.  Maybe it's a Buddhist thing or something...become "one" with the gerbil.  Somehow, though, I don't think the gerbil sees it that way.  That's really a tough visual when you think about it:  You're a gerbil and here comes Richard Gere's butt.  Damn, lights out for you, gerbil.

It's probably a story that momma gerbils tell their young:  "You had better be a good little gerbil or Richard Gere will put you in his butt," or "Straighten up buddy or I'm callin' Richard Gere!"

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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2011, 08:45:59 PM »
Since it's some sort of a psycho/sexual thing for him, do you suppose that Richard Gere holds onto the "best" gerbils?  Maybe he would keep them in jars of formaldehyde on his mantel so that he could look at them wistfully and recall, "Ahh, that Blinky...he was quite a gerbil."  I don't know if he is sentimental or anything.  Just sayin.
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2011, 08:46:54 PM »
This thread has really kind of deteriorated, hasn't it?  Maybe someone should report me to myself.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 08:49:07 PM by trapeze »
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2011, 09:44:10 PM »
After all those replies and nobody noticed the obvious correlation of mice and DemonRats, it'd be like killing your cousin ::rolllaughing::

Oddly and sadly, they're more than willing to kill their unborn babies in effort to save the the planet or unable to take the responsibility of parenting a child. ::thinking::
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2011, 10:15:46 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
This thread has really kind of deteriorated, hasn't it?  Maybe someone should report me to myself.

I'd do it, but you AND the other mod are both guilty.  Buncha PRE-verts.
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2011, 10:33:39 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on February 26, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
This thread has really kind of deteriorated, hasn't it?  Maybe someone should report me to myself.

I'd do it, but you AND the other mod are both guilty.  Buncha PRE-verts.

 I reported it!This has been nothing less than shameful. And tomorrow You can bet i'll follow this up with a strongly worded letter to the Times.
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2011, 11:22:53 PM »
Personally, I believe all gerbels are muslims....

This is thier reward...69 buddhist virgins named gere.

Gerebels....
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2011, 11:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on February 26, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
This thread has really kind of deteriorated, hasn't it?  Maybe someone should report me to myself.

I'd do it, but you AND the other mod are both guilty.  Buncha PRE-verts.

And I want you to know that I feel really, really bad about it.  It's gonna cost me.  Really.
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2011, 12:16:30 AM »
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: Pandora on February 26, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: trapeze on February 26, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
This thread has really kind of deteriorated, hasn't it?  Maybe someone should report me to myself.

I'd do it, but you AND the other mod are both guilty.  Buncha PRE-verts.

And I want you to know that I feel really, really bad about it.  It's gonna cost me.  Really.

 I want you to know that you wanted to be reported and I did. Where do the reports go?
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2011, 01:49:06 AM »
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2011, 01:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Predator Don on February 26, 2011, 11:22:53 PM
Personally, I believe all gerbels are muslims....

This is thier reward...69 buddhist virgins named gere.



Yeah, but the muslim gerbil wouldn't survive the first of the 69 virgin Geres.  Not much of a paradise if you ask me.  Unless you are Richard Gere.  I guess it would be happy time for him.
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2011, 07:02:17 AM »
Ya'll are KILLING me here. ::rolllaughing::
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2011, 06:39:31 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on February 27, 2011, 01:59:30 AM
Quote from: Predator Don on February 26, 2011, 11:22:53 PM
Personally, I believe all gerbels are muslims....

This is thier reward...69 buddhist virgins named gere.



Yeah, but the muslim gerbil wouldn't survive the first of the 69 virgin Geres.  Not much of a paradise if you ask me.  Unless you are Richard Gere.  I guess it would be happy time for him.


Gere a closet mussie with 69 gerbels???
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2011, 06:44:41 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Know what Gere said to the Emergency Room Doc?

I just don't know what got into me . . .
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2011, 09:11:44 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on February 26, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
I'd do it, but you AND the other mod are both guilty.  Buncha PRE-verts.

We've graduated. We have so much experience, we're now PRO-verts (Professional Perverts).
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2011, 10:56:13 AM »
Quote from: Glock32 on February 26, 2011, 04:36:52 PM


I must be one of them Proverts, this is just too damn funny!!!
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2011, 01:16:43 PM »
Where is PETA on crap like this?

Maybe the same place that NOW was when Kennedy and Dodd were making waitress sandwiches.

So I guess the answer to the BIG question about what on earth the Politico is going to do with their rodent infestation is to turn Richard Gere and his like-minded friends loose in the Politico offices over a long weekend. Probably a four day weekend. They will need at least a day to clean up and fumigate the place.  

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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2011, 03:43:07 PM »
Don't forget the Lysol!

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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2011, 03:52:39 PM »
Are we really that brutal? I know Gere's a fruit but.....come on now.  ::puke::
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Re: An Object Lesson Re Liberals
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2011, 04:58:44 PM »
Quote from: warpmine on February 28, 2011, 03:52:39 PM
Are we really that brutal? I know Gere's a fruit but.....come on now.  ::puke::

 In a word YES! ::angry::He is what he is and to call it anything else would be dishonest.
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