This post maybe doesn't belong here because this O'BamaVoter® is apparently stuck on stupid rather than feeling the regret and sniffles that she should be feeling.
Earline Coe is a stupid person. Very, very stupid. Her life is demonstrably worse since Obongo was elected and yet she, as a certified O'BamaVoter® is too stupid to realize it.
Over the past three years, Coe could have easily become one of those on the other end of the line — a no, a hang-up, a “refused.”
After working for Obama in the last election, Coe lost her job as a retail manager. She got another job, then lost that, too, as the recession deepened. Recently, her unemployment benefits ran out. Her husband’s job as a postal worker could be tenuous.
But her loyalty to a president — who she says made her feel, for the first time, “like I won, like we won, like the people won” — permits no criticism.
She believes things will be better if Obama is reelected. She thinks his jobs legislation will help her. That the payroll tax cut will help her husband, who is feeling the strain of her unemployment, which makes her feel strained, which, when she thought about it one afternoon, made her hold her chin up, cry and look away, which was like snowflaking in reverse.
So, instead of diligently looking for gainful employment, this dumbass O'BamaVoter® is spending her time manning a phone bank in an attempt to recruit other dumbasses to organize for Obongo.
Some people are too stupid to live. Earline Coe is therefore a walking miracle.
“Yes, this is Earline. .?.?. Are you able to volunteer this weekend?”
No. Prior commitment.
“Hi, Carmen?”
Elderly; hard of hearing.
“Hello, Brian?”
Hangs up.
Her phone rings — perhaps a “not home” calling back.
“Hello?” she says, her voice losing enthusiasm. “Yes, I did. I did. My name’s Earline, and I’m with the Obama for America Campaign? And — oh. I’m sorry to hear that. .?.?.”
She makes a note to call the woman later.
“Oh, Lord,” Coe says after another person hangs up.
Nothing says stupid like a committed O'BamaVoter®.
