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New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« on: August 17, 2011, 06:52:13 PM »
Susanne Eman from, appropriately enough, Casa Grande AZ.

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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 06:55:50 PM »
And, in case you were wondering...

52 stone is 728 pounds. And her "goal" in life is 1610 pounds.

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"I'd love to find out if it's possible to reach a ton."

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Her doctor Patrick Flite warned: "She's playing Russian roulette with her life. But she's capable of making her own decisions and I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong."

Nope. Nothing wrong here. No possibility of future problems at all.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 07:17:32 PM »
Patrick Flite

Hmmmm, while I'm not likely to be in Casa Grande any time soon, I'll keep that name in mind should I ever need to know who not to heed advice - medical or otherwise.

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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 07:18:53 PM »
He sees a woman whose goal in life is to reach an immensely debilitating 1,000 lbs. and doesn't see a psychiatric issue?

HE needs a shrink.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 07:33:47 PM »
Susanne Eman from, appropriately enough, Casa Grande AZ.

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I gotta say....That's the funniest article I've read today..... It appears the family is PROUD of her accomplishments.


But if you look at the pic where she is stretching, I don't think she is as large as she says......I believe that is two naked midgets crawling up her legs.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 07:41:54 PM »

The words husband, father, and dad are missing from the article.


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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 07:51:46 PM »

The words husband, father, and dad are missing from the article.



 Who's paying for the expenses in that house??She sure as hell isn't doing it. Save the kids get them out of there.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 08:32:41 PM »

The words husband, father, and dad are missing from the article.




Maybe she ate him.......I had to laugh when I read "single mom".......I mean, you gotta be kiddin'. Thars 3 moms there plus a couple of cousins.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
He sees a woman whose goal in life is to reach an immensely debilitating 1,000 lbs. and doesn't see a psychiatric issue?

HE needs a shrink.

115 stone is 1610 pounds. Yes, 1000 pounds is bad enough but not bad enough for this O'BamaVoter.

I think she will need to have a lard IV hooked up to get that last four or five hundred pounds on, though.

Those kids are smiling now but they won't be all grins and giggles when they have to wheel mom back and forth between the kitchen and the toilet with a pallet jack.

I would hazard to guess that at the end she will need a custom toilet built that won't bust under the strain. Or maybe they just hook her up to a colostomy bag. Does Hefty make colostomy bags?
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 06:34:18 AM »
Susanne Eman from, appropriately enough, Casa Grande AZ.

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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 08:46:13 PM »
Those kids are smiling now .......

I think smiling is stretching it. More like a grimace. They know a monster when they see one.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 01:01:30 PM »
Sad, sad, sad.

Deep down she thinks of herself as a failure but rather than acknowledge that she's attempting to glorify it.

NO kid would be happy to have their mom in the spotlight like that.

Much like gays who spend their lives trying to legitimize their behavior.
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Re: New O'BamaVoter Poster Child
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 01:12:15 PM »
I see her as disgusting, not sad.

She's presenting her gluttony as a virtue and relegated herself to the ranks of the "disabled" for which so many are insistent we must provide a safety net.  There ain't a net made that could hold this whale.
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 01:54:56 PM »
I see her as disgusting, not sad.

She's presenting her gluttony as a virtue and relegated herself to the ranks of the "disabled" for which so many are insistent we must provide a safety net.  There ain't a net made that could hold this whale.

Evil celebrated, again.