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Offline rickl

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Don't go outside your house naked
« on: September 10, 2011, 10:22:13 PM »
You never know who could be watching.

Not that I should have to tell anyone here that.

I'll at least put shoes on when I have to take out the trash or something.
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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 11:30:17 PM »
You've better luck retaining your privacy when stepping naked out your back porch than displaying your charms in the front of your house.

Who the hell does that at their front door?
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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 11:39:46 PM »
According to one of the commenters, it is common practice for the Haitian "immigrant community" to do that. More of the joys of diversity.
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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2011, 11:56:49 PM »
Yah, joys of ......  Fer cryin' out loud ..........

Can we not -- please -- be left alone to live with people who understand and share our values?!
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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2011, 12:04:08 AM »

You just a rich old white whachamacallit, yo time is over, so give up yo money and STFU.




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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2011, 07:07:34 AM »
1760 NW 66th Street, Miami, Florida

Lovely neighborhood.

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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2011, 11:51:53 AM »
That warning was originally only sent to Janet Napolitano . No one knows how it became a blanket directive .

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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2011, 12:46:40 PM »
Who the hell does that at their front door?

Live in the woods. Do it whenever the mood strikes you. There is no Google street view for my street.
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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2011, 08:22:09 PM »
Don't people throw rotten vegetables at morons anymore?

 ::facepalm::

As far as Google goes, I like the local story I heard last week, little car with the cameras came by a guys neighborhood and he stuck his garden hose between his legs and flipped the bird!

I bet those joyless bastards brush that out though huh?  But a naked moron in Miami...

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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2011, 11:49:39 PM »

Who the hell does that at their front door?

Live in the woods. Do it whenever the mood strikes you. There is no Google street view for my street.

Ahh, the woods, a big splash of cool down water.  One of the many outdoor reliefs generally unacceptable in the city.



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Re: Don't go outside your house naked
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2011, 10:04:52 AM »
According to one of the commenters, it is common practice for the Haitian "immigrant community" to do that. More of the joys of diversity.



Just a thought, maybe that is why the Haitian Population is so large? ::danceban::